#candiiee rambles

[candiiee]

Izuku: *walks into a Starbucks*

You: hii, there. What can I get for you, sweetie?

Izuku: hi! Can I have some banana bread?

You: of course. You know, I get off my shift in ten minutes.

Izuku: nice. Well, have a nice day! *Leaves*

Ten minutes later

Izuku: *comes back*

Izuku: it has occurred to me that you may have been interested in me

You: you're lucky I'm still into you

this idiot freaking would

[candiiee]

CANDIEEEE OMFG OMFGNGJSNE im barking HOWLING at the moon?!?!? someone chain me to a pole cuz if i get ahold of this man OOOOOOH

i want to gnaw on him. I LOVE HUSKY MEN.

HOW DID I MISS THIS ASK DJDJDJDJ HES SO FINEEE

[candiiee]

Izuku is such a green flag he’s literally green

[candiiee]

“… are you smoking?”

“…no..?”

you slap the cigarette out of his hands.

[candiiee]

I’d like to know how did Bakugo achieve such massive shoulder boulders. Like bro was a TWIG in middle school.

Also, pretty sure he started to work out after Izuku did. I mean, his gay ass probably noticed Izuku looking a little more buffer than usual and figured he wasn’t going to let him win. But seriously.

How did he end up looking way more muscular then Izuku who worked out longer then him

[candiiee]

what did they do to him 💔

@grenadehearts is he okay

figures from my movie theatre 💔

[candiiee]

Y/N: so how was that summer fling of yours?

Izuku: MY WHAT??

Y/N: I didn't expect anything else from someone who was all might's booty call...

Izuku: HIS WHAT???

(yn doesn't know about ofa, but they do know about rody soul.. also tbh, I don't understand why anyone wasn't suspicious of all might and Izuku..)

[candiiee]

Izuku who’s your sugar daddy AND a vampire fic on ao3…link