#candy discourse

[wonder-never-wander]

twizzlers aren't good actually. this is a hot take but they aren't good. they're like low quality plastic

[confessionsfromtrash]

Discourse in the gay household today: how do you eat Whoppers(candy)?

Cronch cronch cronch cronch

Let chocolate dissolve and then eat the inside

You don't

Other(if so pls explain)

[birannosaurus]

Hey, anybody want to address the fact that king sized milky ways say you can twist the wrapper to close it and save some for later? If I’m getting a king sized Milky Way I’m gonna get in the car and devour that fucker in 0.5 seconds.

[dappy-dappernette]

Do y’all think cotton candy flavoured lollipops are made from the same sugar that cotton candy is made of, or are they made out of cotton candy essence milked fresh from the tiddy of cotton candy queens.

[canaryatlaw]

So guys 4 weeks ago I stuck 35 cherry starbursts into an envelope and tried to mail them to @batmanisagatewaydrug Today they showed up in my mailbox because they apparently weren’t satisfied with the postage their machine told me to pay (and yes I covered our addresses in tin foil because it’s what I had on hand at the moment) But worry not, I will persevere yet and collect even more cherry starbursts to send to Makenzie because I’m the type of friend who loves to harass their friends by mailing them candies they hate (seriously, this isn’t the first time I’ve done this) I hope you all appreciate my hard work here on behalf of the starbursts discourse

[casualpastelgay]

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t believe that the different colored Smarties are different flavors.

[starsinthenightsky3]

me: i like most candies

also me: i don’t like twizzlers or reese’s, i only sometimes like twix, kitkats are boring but i’ll eat them

[dignitywhatdignity]

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Simple math suggests that dark-chocolate Almond Joys ought to exist. But, alas, for now they exist only in theory.