We had the most incredible day today, although not for a good reason. Which really makes me feel a bit guilty, but I don't think I should be, because Sister Tilly said integrity is the foremost virtue and I am being honest to myself, so really I should be proud of myself instead.
So the whole debacle started because Roy wanted to apologize to Mama Auddie for calling her a shrivelled old prune the other day, but because of his useless male pride he can't bring himself to utter those words from his mouth, and so he had to take the "easy" but really harder way out of cooking her a reconciliatory meal, and he entrusted me to pick some blue-pea flowers to go with it from the garden "But make sure you crumple them a bit, and don't arrange them too neatly," he warned me. Really, this obsession of dignity will be his ruin!
Well, the problem is that the only dish that Roy is capable of cooking is Buldak, and because he is that thick, it didn't register on him that Mama Auddie has absolute zero spice tolerance. The result is that at the time of this writing, Mama Auddie is being warded in the hospital after getting her stomach pumped.
On the bright side, Uncle Jay was called in to substitute for Mama Auddie, and since the dude has zero clue as to how to deal with kids, he brought us to the amusement park on Mount Faber. We had so much fun. Bumper cars, cotton candy, and riding this crazy roller coaster perched on the side of the cliff. Whoever designed the roller coaster is a genius. There is this lever in each car you can push down to accelerate, and if you go fast enough the seat belt pops open and you fly out of your seat and tumble down Mount Faber.
What really captured my heart, however, was the sunset. It was exquisite. It was as though a bucket of pink sunshine had spilled across the horizon. I don't ever want to forget it.
Thank you everyone for looking at my work, didn’t expect yall to like lil’ ol me so much!
Candies (either female or male) don’t look very different from eachother asides from the sound of their voice, however if a candy wants more prominent features leaning fem or masc they can have extra product added on to their physique! I.e. boobs, flatter chest, etc
Pushpops and most hard candies don’t have hair, it’d be too brittle and hard to maintain with their purpose
Most candies are factory produced, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t produce sexually
Factory candies are relatively the same height of the flavor! Fruit punch are naturally more stout than berry blast to handle more impacts and heavy loads from their work
Young candies that aren’t factory produced use taste and smell in order to identify their family and friends! As they grow up, they no longer need to rely on the instincts of taste specifically— which is why you don’t see random adults licking a forearm or cheek to see who the other is.
Candies can totally mix! But what if it’s a chocolate and a jolly rancher? Worry not, usually one candy trait is dominant to the other, so the child will either come out as a jolly rancher or chocolate.
Candies usually eat actual candy… they prefer to stay away from eating candy of their flavor because it freaks them out.
They have pretty strong digestive systems! Their core temp is the melting point so when they eat they get the energy fast
Each candy unit/regiment tend to avoid each-other due to the stark difference in the way they do things
After a long day fermented warm corn-syrup is what’s served at bars to help calm people down, bars usually serve a multitude of snacks and foods aswell due to how many are near working areas!
Candy workers don’t have lunch breaks— they don’t need to eat much to keep up a whole lot of energy, so one meal in the morning will do just fine. The concept of 3 meals a day would probably shock them
