#candyredask

[candyredterezii]

Bugs Bunny I think is the Patron Saint of Kismesisitude

[cannibalhousewife]

gives u a banan

for me?

[candyredterezii]

“op is a terf” is such a classic thought-stopping cliche. look up the BITE model, you’re in a cult.

[candyredterezii]

Hey, be honest, what does Homestuck mean?

[candyredterezii]

I am ALWAYS saying this is the cuckoldry blog, I sit down to read it and start hitting all the goated poses. The Thinker. The Coach. The Log Flume. And now, the Mobile Ad Hero.

IM THE CUCKOLDRY BLOG?

[candyredterezii]

Dani did u see they put Ghostface in like, Mortal Kombat for some reason. He has to talk to Homelander and Omni-Man and stuff. What's up with that

if u were gonna put any slasher in that situation i think it is funny to put him there

cus at the end of the day. hes just a guy. hes just some dude. not even a single dude there is a variety of ppl he could be. and hes just normal.

[candyredterezii]

But girl... the killer.......

our apt is very fucking. wacky so honestly i think any killer who comes in and sees like.

multiple mannequins, a giant freddy krueger cardboard cutout, and like. a fucking mini shopping cart full of princess diana beanie babies theyll prob just turn around

[candyredterezii]

Oi guvnah, u gonna learn how to cook me favourite gruel 'n' mush?

YOU GOD DAMN BRITISH KIDS STOP KNOCKING ON MY DOOR ALREADY!!!