1:18 am Saturday Morning Regrets
Sitting on the floor of my bathroom
In a dizzy haze
Trying to remember my last thought
But my brain is a wire mesh screen
And my thoughts flow like... water
...
Toilet. Water.
I worship the Porcelain Goddess
She who is a stable life line
In the swirling spinning world
Of shit and piss and vomit.
Hail the Porcela... the Porce...
...
......
Blergh
Once, Twice, Thrice.
Three! The magical number!
It is the perfect sacrifice to Her!
But still, the mind blurs
I close my eyes and time stops.
My surroundings slip away
I open my eyes and wonder... how did I get to the bathroom?
And in that moment, I realize that I
Was undone by a cupcake.
















