#cannibal hatake posts

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Kakashi: *shakes bone so the meat just slides off*

Naruto: it looks so tender and juicy!

Sakura, heaving: that—is that a whole person!?!?

Kakashi: don’t be ridiculous sakura.

Naruto: yeah, it’s obviously just half of one.

Sakura, whispering: oh my god.

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Some Au tags + chronological links for my favs

(If you find an au I’ve posted that you fuck with lemme know and I’ll name it and put the tag here)

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Laundry and Other Domestic Skills Au : Fem! Naruto realizes Sasuke got dropped into the deep end of being an orphan after the massacre and offers to teach him how to take care of household chores. One thing leads to another and suddenly they’re married and living together before they can even graduate the academy.

Eyes are Better than wedding rings au: Obito might have died at kannabi bridge, but his crush sure as hell didn’t. How else is a spirit supposed to react when Kakashi is saying all those earnest things at the memorial stone?!? It does NOT help that the other spirits keep congratulating him for having such a devoted man that visits him frequently (unlike theirs usually went unsaid).

Wait whos Obito au: Obito wakes up with amnesia, gets into far too many S rank fights, and joins team seven in Wave. If this is a dream, Kakashi never wants to wake up.

From pup to bitch au: When thrown into the past, Naruto has two major goals. 1) save everyone he can. 2) get railed by Kakashi sensei asap. Sakura and Sasuke are exhausted bystanders.

Itanaru coparents au: when mikoto dies giving birth to sasuke, Fugaku distances himself from his remaining family. Itachi is forced to step up but aged up!Naruto refuses to let him do it alone.

The Fox and the Wolf AU: Naruto forgoes the typical bounty hunter arc when he gets sent to the past and decides to infiltrate and expose Root instead. With his alibi as Akane Uzumaki, konohas resident infiltration specialist and test tube baby, secured he’s making the most of the situation. Too bad his old crush on Kakashi reawakens like a sleeper agent when the hokage starts putting them on missions together.

The kit and the pup au: when a young kakashi has an amnesic Akane fall on top of him, he decides to bring the strange boy home with him. Sakumo tries to raise them as brothers, but honestly? He shouldn’t have killed himself if he wanted them to stay that way. Now look at them. They have separation anxiety!

The kit and the pup: survival edition: an amnesic Akane finds himself waking up in the past freshly pint sized and causes problems for everyone. With root exposed and Orochimaru dead, Kakashi and Akane are shoved to the frontlines. They get cannibalistic about it.

ANBU sub culture au: Naruto likes taking care of his shinobi. Sometimes he needs to get a bit up close and personal to do it.

Poly team seven: sometimes family is a sensei and three fuck off strong students who want to tap that SO bad.

Masked up au: when a teenage Kakashi wakes up in the future, ANBU Fox is tasked with watching him. Kakashi finds himself head over heels in love with man his future self marries and the thought of his future with Fox drives him forward. But as time passes, he starts to think he went to a different universe and falls for Naruto instead. Of course that’s when Fox pops up in ANBU.

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The Hatake were not always as they are. In fact, they used to be a branch of another clan, trusted as strong, dutiful protectors of their family. But one day, when fate wove Kakashi’s life into the tapestry of time, everyone’s hair turned white. No one knew why, but soon rumors of a god’s curse spread and suspicion was turned towards the branch members. After a string of unsuccessful births in the main family, they were banished from clan grounds and cast into the wilderness as no names.

With nothing and no one, the branch members rallied together and claimed a territory far off from the main family’s as their own. They grew green things from the rich soil and named themselves after their life sustaining grounds: Hatake, or “farmland.”

But for all their name implied inaction and serenity, they were protectors at heart with steel in their spines and restlessness in their blood. So after their grounds were claimed and settled, the Hatake went out to explore the forests in small groups. In packs some joked.

Lurking in shadows and behind ancient trees, the wolves watched their trek warily for it was never good when men ventured beyond their grounds. They always stripped the land of its life and trampled over new growth, eliminating any chance of healing. They forced the wolves away into new lands and pushed them further and further away from their ancestors place of origin. It would not happen again. The wolves wouldn’t allow it.

But as they watched, the wolves realized something was different about these humans. Their feet were silent and their presence a whisper. No creature was killed for fun then left behind. Only out of necessity. They were like them, the wolves thought. Another displaced pack hunting for food and making a safe den for their young.

The wolves grew fond of this odd two legged pack and their wildness. Grew fond of the little white haired pups that explored the forests with wonder and respect.

Thus, it did not take long for the wolves to show themselves and offer to share the lands knowingly. It was not a surprise when the pack, or the Hatake as they called themselves, accepted. The pups that ran forward to burry tiny hands in course fur, however, was. But as the wolves watched the human pups grow into sharp fanged predators, they realize perhaps it should not have been.

With each generation the Hatake pack-clan grow closer to the wolves and to the wildness around them. Their teeth grow longer and sharper, their hearing able to pick up the smallest whispers, and their noses able to track prey miles away. In turn, the wolves grow smarter, more canny and intelligent.

But the Hatake begin to feel something inside of them, something sharp and crackling like a storm. They, raised amid the wild, do not bother to keep a part of themselves locked inside and let it release in a shock of storm born lightning.

It’s chakra the wolves tell them. The energy of the wild made manifest in their cores. It’s a blessing the Hatake know as they use their gift to hunt and devour the ones who dare try and take their forests.

The men they cull carry weapons that the Hatake have not had new for generation. Weapons that react to their lighting in beautiful beautiful ways.

It does not take long for some Hatake to decide to go to the source of the weapons and gather more. But by doing so, men begin know of them again and gradually they are pulled into war. Long bloody war that wears at their numbers until they are but a scant few.

When a place in a village is offered they are wary but accept. The man who offers smells of forest and growth, a memory of what their forests used to be while they still had the numbers to protect it. They could not refuse, not truly.

They ask for a compound on the edge of the village with the forests behind them. They are not asked why, so they do not tell of the wolves (summons now, for they left the mortal plain when too many of their kind passed on in the war and resources grew too few) that followed them.

But in this village they were not safe for war touched this place too. Their numbers grew fewer yet and loyalty that was once wholly devoted to the pack was now divided between clan and village.

But their traditions kept strong, and one day when a man with wolf summons went on a mission for his village, he returned with two teammates alive instead of dead.

Good his summons growled. The team first as it should be. But the village did not agree and the man was soon dead and his son soon alone.

The child grew the best a lonely pup could. Raised more by his own summons than anyone else, with the contract given as a final gift from his father (the only thing a wolf shunned by his pack had left to give).

The child found connection with his human team too, but did not realize they were pack until they were all dead and gone. It was with broken heart and severed bonds that the boy disappeared into the ranks of tamed men behind the mask of a hound. Behind the mask of a domesticated creature used for the sake of another.

But the Hatake, wild as they were, could not be kept forever. Fangs could not be dulled nor senses diminished, even as they were hidden behind one mask after another. The Hatake were deep forests, crackling storms, live steel, bared teeth, and pack. Not leashes, collars, and commands.

But the boy had lost his pack young, and his clan even younger. He felt the thrum of the wild in his blood and the crackle in his veins, yet he knew not what it meant. Never understood why his body urged him to be still and crouch low to the ground before a pounce. Why his lip drew back in a snarl before he could stop it or why his hands curled into claws before ever reaching for a kunai.

It’s probably just his ninken, he thought. Their habits rubbing off on him after so long around them. He ignores how the instincts never felt foreign to him. How they were always there, ingrained to the bone, even before his father died. He ignores that and trains himself to respond normally, like a ninja not a dog.

He trains himself until it’s all he knows.

At least that’s how it is until he’s in a fight with three kids to protect. Three kids that managed to burrow themselves into his heart and make him feel something he hasn’t in a long time. So it’s against clawed hands and barred teeth that the enemies fall with blood pooling beneath them.

Kakashi turns to his team, his pack, expecting horror at the massacre they witnessed. But instead of fear, he sees awe. He smells their feelings of relief and safety saturate the air, quickly overpowering the familiar scent of blood.

With three pups crowded around him, one yipping questions as he bounces on his feet and the other two asking for training, Kakashi feels contentment curl deep in his chest. They were his now and clearly they thought much the same about him.

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Au Hatake kinda being notorious canibals who mellowed out and stopped eating their enemies or At least that’s what they made konaha believe in reality they just kept that shit private

Kakashi not knowing that the instincts he gets that make him want to eat people aren’t just a mentally ill child soldier snapped thing cause sakumo died before kakashi was old enough to start getting the instincts which happen around puberty

Let’s say that it’s an actual need that kakashi has been ignoring something something chakra coils only fully develop when eating peoples chakra network and kakashi has a lot weaker chakra coils because of it

Kakashi taking a bite out of Naruto accidentally during sex and suddenly feeling like really healthy and fresh and kinda buzzed

I love all cannibal Hatake stuff so I’m genuinely crying tears of joy at this

Also, I feel like you’d fuck with this post

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Kknr au where the Hatake were cannibals way back when so Kakashi instinctively chases anything person shaped that turns its back and runs from him while Naruto has accidentally made a habit of getting chased

The hunt itself is as fun as ever, but Naruto gets increasingly frustrated when Kakashi doesn’t follow through during the capture. With what? He doesn’t know. It just feels wrong to him that kakashi lets him up again after tackling him to the ground from behind. He runs, Kakashi chases, he gets caught, and then nothing. He hates that.

Meanwhile kakashi would love if his student (who he’s finally accepted he’s in love with) would stop fucking testing his restraint by starting a hunt when all Kakashi wants to do is fuck him into the ground

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Once they’re together the chase is a whole thing for them. when kakashi manages to catch him AND drag him back home he gets to do whatever he wants to Naruto. When Naruto evades capture within the set time limit he gets to do whatever he wants to Kakashi.

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Hatake endocannibalism is so vry special to me because if it’s part of their funerary practices then it implies they have a different perspective on mourning than the rest of konoha so maybeeeee Kakashi gets extra fucked up from his various dead teammates bc he literally could not grieve them how his social conditioning tells him he should

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I think Kakashi “friend killer” Hatake should find Naruto most beautiful when he’s curled up against him in their bed, face smushed against his chest, and the morning light making his hair glow gold.

I also think Naruto “friendship and sunshine” Uzumaki should find kakashi most beautiful when he’s dripping blood with flesh between his teeth

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Apocalypse kknr au where kakashi gets turned into to a zombie and Naruto—fundamentally unwell—just keeps him on a leash and hunts people for him to eat.

They were into pet play before everything went to shit, so it’s not even like Naruto had to get a new collar and muzzle for this.

Kakashi will always be his good boy, zombie or not.