(If you find an au I’ve posted that you fuck with lemme know and I’ll name it and put the tag here)
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Laundry and Other Domestic Skills Au : Fem! Naruto realizes Sasuke got dropped into the deep end of being an orphan after the massacre and offers to teach him how to take care of household chores. One thing leads to another and suddenly they’re married and living together before they can even graduate the academy.
Eyes are Better than wedding rings au: Obito might have died at kannabi bridge, but his crush sure as hell didn’t. How else is a spirit supposed to react when Kakashi is saying all those earnest things at the memorial stone?!? It does NOT help that the other spirits keep congratulating him for having such a devoted man that visits him frequently (unlike theirs usually went unsaid).
Wait whos Obito au: Obito wakes up with amnesia, gets into far too many S rank fights, and joins team seven in Wave. If this is a dream, Kakashi never wants to wake up.
From pup to bitch au: When thrown into the past, Naruto has two major goals. 1) save everyone he can. 2) get railed by Kakashi sensei asap. Sakura and Sasuke are exhausted bystanders.
Itanaru coparents au: when mikoto dies giving birth to sasuke, Fugaku distances himself from his remaining family. Itachi is forced to step up but aged up!Naruto refuses to let him do it alone.
The Fox and the Wolf AU: Naruto forgoes the typical bounty hunter arc when he gets sent to the past and decides to infiltrate and expose Root instead. With his alibi as Akane Uzumaki, konohas resident infiltration specialist and test tube baby, secured he’s making the most of the situation. Too bad his old crush on Kakashi reawakens like a sleeper agent when the hokage starts putting them on missions together.
The kit and the pup au: when a young kakashi has an amnesic Akane fall on top of him, he decides to bring the strange boy home with him. Sakumo tries to raise them as brothers, but honestly? He shouldn’t have killed himself if he wanted them to stay that way. Now look at them. They have separation anxiety!
The kit and the pup: survival edition: an amnesic Akane finds himself waking up in the past freshly pint sized and causes problems for everyone. With root exposed and Orochimaru dead, Kakashi and Akane are shoved to the frontlines. They get cannibalistic about it.
ANBU sub culture au: Naruto likes taking care of his shinobi. Sometimes he needs to get a bit up close and personal to do it.
Poly team seven: sometimes family is a sensei and three fuck off strong students who want to tap that SO bad.
Masked up au: when a teenage Kakashi wakes up in the future, ANBU Fox is tasked with watching him. Kakashi finds himself head over heels in love with man his future self marries and the thought of his future with Fox drives him forward. But as time passes, he starts to think he went to a different universe and falls for Naruto instead. Of course that’s when Fox pops up in ANBU.
Crazy that people were afraid of baby naruto for having one (1) fox in him when they've got guys walking around with ten thousand spiders crawling around under their skin and that's just normal.
Baby shino trying to make friends: I too know what it’s like to have a creature within me.
Kakashi who has the weirdest relationship with his body
He moves it and trains it but it’s not his any more than it is konohas. It’s a weapon to be honed. It belongs to the village. Its purpose is to serve konoha. It’s a vessel to carry Obito’s eye. Obito’s eye is not just meant to serve konoha. It’s not his. He covers it almost completely bar the fingers and eye.
Sasuke often whispers to Naruto while he’s asleep. He hopes it’ll affect his dreams and influence him while awake.
He tells him he’d die without Sasuke. That he loves him. That they’d be ruined if they were apart. That they can’t ever leave eachother.
Meanwhile, Naruto pretends to sleep so his second favorite part of the night can commence: his beautiful mentally ill boyfriend whispering stories of ruin and unhappiness should he ever leave.
so shadow clones presumably disperse when they've been put through a significant amount of strain right? imagine if orgasm was enough strain. now image naruto tied to a bed with an army of shadow clones waiting to be fuck by his lover(s) and each time the clone orgasms it disperses and naruto gets the feedback but it's never enough to send him over the edge, it's just constantly edging him until hes finally begging his lover(s) to fuck him directly
Hunter Naruto who fucking HATES creatures that mimic voices bc they habitually pipe up in group votes in favor of anything that brings people closer to them.
Like he and Shikamaru are walking in the woods and Naruto sees some bones laid out in a weird pattern so he’s like hey do you care if I look into this or do you want to go back? And behind him he hears shika’s voice say “we should go in the cave” and he just has to whirl around bc ain’t no way Shikamaru said that stupid fucking shit.
And sure enough Naruto repeats the question looking at shika and he watches him say no.
So he scents the area and catches a wiff of the creature upwind and hunts it
