#cannot dance

[authorkarajorgensen]

Everyone’s like, “Oh just dance, you can’t be that bad.”

No, friends, it’s too weird. I am Wednesday Addams meets Squidward as my body tries to merge my sound-motion synesthesia with interpretive dance.

You cannot look upon the Bernie-like horror of me dancing to ABBA.

[sleepyskye]

i just came back from watching so many people oh man.... i saw ariana grande, bruno mars, the backstreet boys (this was a suprise performance everyone died), one republic, pitbull, and a few other people and honestly,,, it was such an Experience ™ this was worth skipping homecoming for

[tboa-l]

“Get cute photos of me dancin’ on the beach”

[littlemissgolightly]

me whenever i'm trying to get my graceless uncoordinated wreck of a body to dance: "okay! it's cool! it's all good! just remember that no matter how awful you look you're still a better dancer than Steven Tyler!"

[taylorswiftnow]

So it is currently 1:30am here in Melbourne taylorswift​ and this is what I am currently doing with my life..

[questionsonthewall-blog]

white people can't dance

[missanthropicprinciple]

Sergeant Jakes trying to dance is the funniest damn thing.

[copacethicc]

250% NOT CAPABLE OF DANCING. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ASK ME TO DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING AND YOU'RE MY DAMN COUSIN. I'M SURE YOU WOULD MUCH RATHER NOT HAVE ME EMBARRASS YOUR HIGHLY-TRAINED DANCERS AND ADD ME TO THE EQUATION. YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR WEDDING IF YOU DO SO. FUCK THAT SHIT.