#cant control it

[baffledbirdbandit]

I hope that everyone knows that apostrophes are solely up to whether or not my auto correct feels like it

[stabknives]

Me: i want bad things to happen to chris!

Me: watches as chris continues to stunt on everyone and get everything he wants and succeed and get away with it all

Me: in theory, i want bad things to happen to chris

[locket-lyncis]

Me, after knowing someone for five seconds: * Starts over sharing *

My brain: STOP STOP PLEASE STOP STOP WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING NOOOOOOO

[wellfedhare]

my sister and I make each other so mad it's very frustrating

[yhtvialla]

Forever regretting learning Fantastista lyrics i mean there are times i wake up in the middle of the night like ENPIDÄBILEITÄKUNAAPURITVETÄÄSIKEITÄEIOOVÄLEJÄVIILEITÄKUPIDXÄNMUNLIIKKEEITSILEINÄAIHEUTANMIELIPITEITJAJENGITSIIKAAMUAKIREEENÄÄÄLÄÄÄÄHEITÄMUAKIVELLÄKOHTIJOSETSÄÄÄÄÄLIKETÄHJOSNÄÄTMUTLIVENÄPOIKAMUISTAMUNNIME

[lwcina]

i truly believe why does he do that should be required reading

[clems-grove]

you’ve got neko energy. you’re the neko character who actually displays cat traits aside from ears and tail. played for comedy sometimes, but also really comes in handy. all the characters love you, including the one character who claims to hate cats but will pat you on the head when nobody’s looking. you would also 10/10 leave dead birds and mice on the porch as a gift for everyone.

This. This is true.

[daisyannewinchester]

I have a problem???... Idk it's not even a problem.

It's just every time I see a woman, no matter what woman it is, the first thing I think when I see them is "Queen."