#cant cook

[lilludoodle]

This pony does not know how to cook...

[ieropilled]

i will bake him the worlds worst tasting cake and sing him happy birthday exactly 41 times today.

[pixelnessiequik]

WHO THE FUCK BURNS INSTANT MASHED POTATOES?!!

[honeykaes]

Damn I’m just like Yor fr

[failcringegf]

wait ur supposed to rinse rice?

[isa-pang-chickenjoy]

its 11am in the morning, i just woke up and currently studying for my driving written examination, calculated the probability of me passing which is around 93% and i’m about to cook lunch. can i still keep my gay card?

[peachy-lemon83]

Me on a cooking show

Judges: and what dish are you presenting us today

Me: Mac and Cheese

Judges:(trying to figure out how I even got on this show but also wanting to keep things interesting because TV) and what are these chunks in it

Me: hotdogs

Judges:............. and these black specs

Me: pepper

Judges: and how did you make said Mac and cheese

Me: boiled water, noodles, and cheese.... you know like the box says

Judges: .........

[zoehobbes]

Imagine your OC/OTP

*30 seconds after putting spaghetti noodles in the pot*

Character A: *cronches down on one*

A: They're not ready yet

Character B: *facepalms*