#cantcatchmecoppers

[yasuo-the-unforgiven]

" AWWWW-- HEEEEY, LEAVE THE SMELLY DUDE ALONE!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY. HAVE PITY... FOR SMELLY MAN. "

*sighs*

“...Great.”

[the-evolution-comes]

@cantcatchmecoppers replied to your post “Android tumblr is better..”

is this over iphone or computer? cause i feel u

that finna iphone pussy is bad. do not pop.

[vyakula-blog]

cantcatchmecoppers

       “Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. “

He says while floating in mid air, upside down with his hair almost touching the ground. Was he showing off? Yes.

[mahebp]

rosegaia, cantcatchmecoppers, for the positivity

JULIE IS A SNOWFUCKER!!!!! BUT A SNOWFUCKER I HAVE KNOWN FOR what, two years now??? actually one year. yeah. but uh. a good snowfucker.

i cant exactly write much aABOUT JULIE!! BUT... YEAH. julies a good person even though he and i disagree on a few things. shrugs.

tumberler user spoperlipstick coma though is a wonderful person holy SHIT!!!!

i talk to her a lot on like. snapchat and stuff nad. hoyl shti!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! i get so excited when i see that a certain BOGUS WEINER has sent me A SNAPCHAT!!!!! because her art is so fucking nice!!!! and its such a pleasant fucking surprise to see her art i love it so much. we’re planning on doing a thing soon :~))) and i am VERY! excited to do that!!!! very very excited. definitely a wonderful person who has made my stay in the league fandom SO VERY GREAT!!!!!!!!! thank yuo

[cantcatchmecoppers]

        “CAN YOU JUST RESPECT THAT?”

She didn’t mean to sound so defensive, especially to someone Jinx actually liked. She knew Riven cared for her for some strange reason, and deep down, the terrorist felt the same. Expressing it was just too difficult.

     “… You’ve always been so nice to me.

                           It’s weird that you’re like this. I’m not…

                                                 –I’m not used to it.

                                      HRRG– HRRG–

                                  THERE’S THINGS YOU CAN’T KNOW.

                                  YOU WON’T LIKE ME IF I TELL YOU

                                                      ABOUT MYSELF.”

[ask-riven]

Riven was calm and quiet while the blue-haired girl seemed to have some kind of miniature panic attack.  She closed her eyes and sighed.

“We all have things about who we are that we don’t like, things we don’t want to share, or accept.”  She looked to the pale girl, eyes as calm as ever.

“Would you feel better if I shared something with you first, about me?”

[enforcedviolence]

Illusion

Drugs, for all their calming agents, were just--not good.

And it wasn’t because she suffered from an addiction or that her health was put in danger. In reality, they had helped settle her when the anxiety would spike back in Those Days, or after He had finished with her for the night and she was left alone once again. They were one of her few friends--the moon was another, and the wind one more.

But she would see things, things she knew weren’t there. Mostly Ellie, if not always. Her little body skipping around holding the toys she’d bought her when out with their nanny, her blonde braid swinging about. She was healthy--that was the first sign that it couldn’t be real--and she was smiling, and she was alive. And she knew deep down that it couldn’t be true, but in those moments--

Her hands would reach out and she would feel her vision blur, but her smile would be wide and her heart would thump wildly. She would be ecstatic.

Soon enough the affects would wear, and she would refocus on the reality before her. No smiles, no braids, no Ellie. 

It was why she quit; she had lost her enough times to want to continue.

[strickenveteran]

cantcatchmecoppers said: One more hard kick, the maniac could be heard giggling from behind.

                 “Daycare let out early?”

[evolutionemissary]

cantcatchmecoppers

To say that she was unsettling was an understatement. He didn’t dare to make any sudden movements, mostly because he didn’t want warrant anything blowing him up.

“... May I help you?”