#caos text post

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Ambrose: Sabrina, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Sabrina: Raise the dead.

Ambrose: And what did you do?

Sabrina: Raise the dead.

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Ambrose: Is this your plan B?

Sabrina: Technically, this is plan P.

Ambrose: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Sabrina: Yes, but I marry Caliban in plan M.

Caliban: I like plan M.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Sabrina: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Ambrose: Alright, what's 30x17?

Sabrina: 47

Ambrose: That's not even close.

Sabrina: But it was fast.

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Sabrina: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Ambrose: No, I said "Sabrina, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Prudence: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Sabrina: I'm aware of that.

Prudence: But then you and I had some time together.

Sabrina: Uh-huh?

Prudence: It did not get better.

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