[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Ambrose: Is this your plan B?

Sabrina: Technically, this is plan P.

Ambrose: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Sabrina: Yes, but I marry Caliban in plan M.

Caliban: I like plan M.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Sabrina: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Ambrose: Alright, what's 30x17?

Sabrina: 47

Ambrose: That's not even close.

Sabrina: But it was fast.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Ambrose: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Sabrina: It's Sabrina.

Ambrose: What did she do this time?

Sabrina: No, it's me, Ambrose. It's actually me.

Ambrose: What did you do this time?

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Prudence: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Sabrina: I'm aware of that.

Prudence: But then you and I had some time together.

Sabrina: Uh-huh?

Prudence: It did not get better.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Sabrina: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Ambrose: No, I said "Sabrina, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Ambrose: Sabrina, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Sabrina: Raise the dead.

Ambrose: And what did you do?

Sabrina: Raise the dead.

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

Sabrina: What goes up but never comes down?

Zelda: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

[apriki]

GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

[xx-atelophobia]

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

[nabrinadaily]

And when I search my heart that one percent chance you were talking about? It’s now.

[carlarosonsz]

We lay side by side, soaking up the moon.

[ruzekburgess]

I just got you back. I wanna spend the whole day with you.

[prunight]

you taught me how to love

[incorrectspellmans]

Hilda: What’s a thot?

Sabrina: Umm...it’s a thoughtful person auntie.

*later at the dinner table*

Zelda: Here’s the salt.

Hilda: Thanks Zelds! You’re such a thot!

Ambrose: *spits out wine*

[butchfagminotaur]

[sabrina-uh-spellman]

So scrolling through the #caos tag I realized that there are people that ship Sabrina with Lucifer. I normally don't judge but he's her father not her ✨daddy✨.

[theloupgaroux]

you are mine, and Heaven itself cannot rescue you from my power

[7yearsofdele]

Well, who could have predicted that the realms would start collapsing if the two Sabrinas continued to exist, let alone have contact with each other?

Wait. Ambrose. Ambrose literally said that. More than once.