#cap-n-port

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Carracosta: Let me see what you have!

Partner, running by: A knife!

Carracosta: NO!

Serene Village resident, in background: Oh my god why do they have a knife?

[chuckletons]

@cap-n-port I KNOW AFSGDVXVCVV it was the only way i could pair it up w the vine ('but im 27') and i just wanted the joke to work

[chuckletons]

Ah! There he is! Clumsy Smurf! What an adorable little man. Hope he’s not eating handsoap and falling into toilets again!! #LOL

Thank you for the submission, cap-n-port.

[incorrectfma]

Riza Hawkeye: So, let’s start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now. Barry: Chopping. Riza Hawkeye: Chopping isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling. Barry: Well, maybe I feel choppy.

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Partner, after coming back from being turned to stone: Wow, Hero, I can’t believe-

Hero: Don’t you dare.

Partner: I can’t believe your dad let us get STONED!

Hero: …I hate you so much.