incorrect fma quotes

quotes from fullmetal alchemist that didn't quite make the cut.

[chryseis]

i’m looking up wigs for a cosplay, and i stumbled upon this absolute gem

like. each word makes it funnier, i’m dying

[incorrectfma]

I really hope that you were joking in that one post because the “give me all your eggs and bacon” thing was, in fact, parks and rec. Ron Swanson said it.

I have no idea what you’re talking about, all of these quotes are definitely from FMA.

[incorrectfma]

Riza Hawkeye: So, let’s start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now. Barry: Chopping. Riza Hawkeye: Chopping isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling. Barry: Well, maybe I feel choppy.

[incorrectfma]

What’s up everybody, I think DOGS SHOULD VOTE!

Greed, after getting beat up by Wrath and dragged back to Father

[chryseis]

I can’t believe I’m going to have to see Maes Hughes die again, on screen, in 2017, with my very own eyeballs. 

[incorrectfma]

Edward Elric: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.

Alphonse Elric: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Edward Elric: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

[incorrectfma]

Jean Havoc: Hey boss, do we get vacation days?

Roy Mustang: Your job is a vacation. From poverty.

[incorrectfma]

Winry Rockbell: Ling, you disgust me.

Ling Yao: Ah, so you've discussed me.

[incorrectfma]

hello friends, just a teensy house keeping note, now that this blog is ~active~ again. 

submissions are open, but i do monitor them! please do not submit anything offensive (most swearing and minor vulgarity is fine), also keep the quote as ‘in-character’ as possible. i will try to keep this blog more or less up to date, and let’s all have a good time! <3

also--promo-ing myself-- because that’s a thing i can do, my main blog is here, come hang out if you like star wars, books, and sci fi. :D

[incorrectfma]

I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.

Edward Elric

[incorrectfma]

And with just two posts you've made my day! :D

<3

[incorrectfma]

Edward Elric: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jean Havoc: You just called Mustang “dad”. You said “thanks, dad”.

Edward Elric: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.

Roy Mustang: Do you see me as a father figure, Fullmetal?

Edward Elric: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.

Riza Hawkeye: Hey! Show your father some respect!

[incorrectfma]

I’m one of you now. Prettier and different and better, but one of you.

Greedling, joining Ed and the chimaeras

[incorrectfma]

what if i started updating this blog again... 

[incorrectfma]

Hey, yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy, and hungry, and I’m NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.

Ling Yao

[incorrectfma]

yes hi i just found this blog and 1) it is brilliant and hilarious and i love it and 2) i am going to sumbit a lot of things. mostly hamilton lyrics. uh. sorry in advance.

PLEASE. I’m all about Hamilton these days!

[incorrectfma]

Riza: *wears a dress for Hughes' wedding*

Maes: That dress looks great! I bet it'd look better on Roy's floor.

Roy: ...Are you hitting on Hawkeye...for me?