Apr 14, 2017
Bedtime stories
*Ignis reading bedtime stories to the prince while Gladio sat and listened on the side*
Ignis: Once upon a time there was a land where days were just as dark as nights. The moon never rose and no star shone in the gloom.
Gladio: *moans* ooohh yeaa
Ignis: Four young fellows ventured out of the country on a traveling expedition and arrived in another kingdom where-
Gladio: Ohh yes! Read it to me, baby!!
Ignis: Gladio, must you display such libidinous behavior during story time? And might I ask why you have your phone on record?
Gladio: Sorry. Audio reference. To help with my midnight masturbations.
Noctis: My hand is all sticky..