#capablecow

[coffeeandadvice]

There was a man named Cow/ with a thought upon his brow/ Has a poem for you been written/ whose lines are cute as a kitten/can I have the answer now?

wait. what?

[mordecai-put-your-phone-away]

Top 5 Rigby lines.

“Think of the children! Me! I’M the children!”

*snickers at Benson telling Rigby that the balls the Parkside Lux had were huge*

“Why can’t we wait until it rains? That’s how I clean myself”

“HEY MORDECAIIIII I WANNA PLAY PUNCHIEEEES”

“I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON”

[flabnormal-blog]

I am Michael of clan Cattle also known as He Who Makes Gods Tremble. I love vanila ice cream, my favorite color is purple. I do not have a cat.

helloooo lovely!!! my name is deb. coffee ice cream is my fav and black is a cool color. im also a dog person.  thank you for being a great follower and have an amazing day!

[coffeeandadvice]

Can we get a selfie with you wearing all the shirts you own?

hahahaha. Such a better ask than that creepy anon! Get ready for 100+ shirt selfies ;)

[thisdorkyblogthing]

You open up a bottle of gatorade and a sports genie pops out. He will grant you the ability and knowledge to become a olympic level athlete in any sport. What do you choose?

uhh

UHHH

...doing flips and stuff??

[mothra-stewart]

capablecow replied to your post “Is there some reason my attempts to do winged eyeliner only look good...”

It is your subconscious. There is only so much beauty people can handle. Go outside like that and people may explode.

Hahah, awww. I wish. I think wearing eyeliner to the gym will be negated by the amount of boy stink in there. The world will remain in balance.