#caplog 2025

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there's a particular romantic quality to this product image for these nitrile gloves holding a thorny rose

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announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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(reminiscing about the localized cosmic threat that almost killed us last summer) you just had to be there

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glup shitto is so potent because Disney really can't turn that into anything because of the swear. that's our phase. the people's galaxy far far away

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to the fairest. but it's chill. I got plenty

[ostolero]

tear that out of your grimoire and smoke it

[ostolero]

talk about a "what the heck" moment

let's get this thing viral