#capnquirkl

[guynecologist]

6 best selfies of 2015 (he/him/she/her)

[chrisdixpix]

The Adventure Of The Dirty Memer Doge Dix and Pix were out for a pompous Valentine's walk on a dix that likes to pix. As they went, Pix rested his hand on Dix's dank tush. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pink, Dix was filled with romantic dread. "Do you suppose it's whimsical here?" he asked sexily. "You aggressive silly," Pix said, tickling Dix with his han banandler. "It's completely dicky." Just then, a hot dirty memer doge leapt out from behind a dixpix and fricked Pix in the booty. "Aaargh!" Pix screamed. Things looked heated. But Dix, although he was organic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a memes and, like a pix that dix like a pix that have never dixed before, beat the dirty memer doge sadly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frick innocent people." Then he clasped Pix close. Pix was bleeding erotically. "My darling," Dix said, and pressed his lips to Pix's butt. "I love you," Pix said aggresively, and expired in Dix's arms. Dix never loved again. chrisopherr

[johndaddywatson]

My friend says that Cillian Murphy would be the type to give you a rockin blowjob but then stop, look at you with his dead blue eyes quietly, then....BITE YOUR DICK OFF. CILLIAN MURPHY Ecapsulating the ERECTILE WITH HIS HUGE AND SHARP TEETH!!! BITING THROUGH THE MEMBER LIKE A GREAT GERMAN SAUSAGE, THE CRUNCH, THE CRUNCH COULD BE HEARD AROUND THE ROOM. CRUNCHSQUIRT. CRUNCHGIRT.

[guynecologist]

Caitlin quirk is the antichrist

[johndaddywatson]

the meme hello crushes do not feel bad that i didnt tag u but know i love u most

[chrisdixpix]

it's now months later and guess what miss caitlin chan ur still too late HA!!!!!

[chrisopherr]

47-102 uwu

oh ho ho a challenge!47. Have you ever been high?

nah son nah i had a friend in freshman year that smoked it so often around me and the smell kind of killed the curiosity for me

48. Have you ever been drunk?

yehhhh i have been drunk once or twice tbh and not gonna lie it was a good time

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

i usually have done something that i hope nobody finds out about on a daily basis oops

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

umm red it was cantaffordtojoinanotherfandom's hoodie from that night when we watched the stars

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

tbh i used to wish i was someone else every single day but recently… idk i’ve gotten better about me and am starting to like being me

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

umm idk i’m fine with my head being big but umm maybe moobs? other than that idk

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i don’t really have a favorite all makeup is pretty?? i wish i could remember capnquirkl's favorite i'd just say that one i think it starts with an a…

54. Favourite store?

i would have to say…. target or barnes and noble

55. Favourite blog?

mine (jk my favorite blogs are all of my friends’s blogs)

56. Favourite colour?

reds or blues

57. Favourite food? 

HUNGARIAN CHICKEN PAPRIKASH

58. Last thing you ate?

umm regrettably not hungarian chicken paprikash it was a klondike bar

59. First thing you ate this morning?

i don’t eat in the mornings oops bad habit

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

umm i mean placing first? a spelling bee once. placing in general? got silver in scholastic

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

hell naw son

62. Been arrested? For what?

HELL NAW SON

63. Ever been in love? 

umm actually yeah i’ve been in love a couple times and tbh i kind of regret it but at the same time can appreciate it

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

umm well basically it was the end of one day at high school and i kissed my gf for the first time before we parted ways for diff buses umm my first long kiss lasted five minutes at homecoming and i think i forgot to breathe or something damn we were stupid

65. Are you hungry right now?

i would like to propose that i am constantly hungry and thus this question is pointless and possibly dumb

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

umm my tumblr friends are my real friends like legitimately they either go to college with me or went to hs with me or knew me before tumblr

67. Facebook or Twitter?

facebook tbh i barely use twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr tbh i barely use twi- wait

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nah

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

umm don’t mind the order of these names as i’m just listing names but capnquirkl, fistmebulbasaur, matt, lovelustorlosingit, wouldyoukindlyfuckoff, cantaffordtojoinanotherfandom, and umm interruptingkau if i forgot someone i am gonna start crying

71. Craving something? What?

oh ho ho let’s just say i’m thirsty 24/7 so of course i’m craving something i won’t deny it i crave some pepsi but i know the good lord still loves me

72. What colour are your towels?

umm aqua blue, brown, and i think that’s it oops

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

two on top of each other

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

i used to but nah

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

umm fourteen at least

75. Favourite animal?

i would have to say deer atm i blame my dumbass friends <3

76. What colour is your underwear?

grey (surprise bitches)

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla (yet another surprise bitches)

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

birthday cake (haha gotcha bitches)

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

i’m not wearing a shirt

80. What colour pants?

umm i’m gonna be honest i’m only wearing underwear ooops

81. Favourite tv show?

umm that 70’s show or gilmore girls or flcl (which is new to me but still)

82. Favourite movie?

umm ummm UMMM I DON’T KNOW UMM I’LL JUST GO WITH BIRD CAGE

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

wait whotf acknowledges that the second one actually happened??

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls i ain’t ever seen 21 jump street with the thumb guy as one of the leads

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

i’m gonna go with mrs. george

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory of course

87. First person you talked to today?

mom? i think??

88. Last person you talked to today?

umm dad????? i think

89. Name a person you hate?

well i don’t think she has a tumblr so i’m just gonna say that her name is ciera

90. Name a person you love?

all of my friends specifically the bae capnquirkl

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

umm kind of my dad as he doesn’t quite get the upset with the recent shooting and i tried explaining it to him but he acted like a smartass about it

92. In a fight with someone?

not atm

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

exactly one pair

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

exactly too many

95. Last movie you watched?

it was the holiday just finished it an hour ago

96. Favourite actress?

TILDA SWINTON <3

97. Favourite actor?

DYLAN O’BRIEN <3

98. Do you tan a lot?

not at all my skin is such a bitch (and yet so smoooooooth~)

99. Have any pets?

cats. lots of cats.

100. How are you feeling?

okay a lil tired but also don’t wanna go to bed so yeah

101. Do you type fast?

pretty good speed considering i do the hunt and peck technique and can type like 90 words a second

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

umm i guess i’ll end this post on a depressing note and say yes i regretted my first gf

[chrisopherr]

every last one

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

umm well let's see it all started with snapchat

02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?

my fuckin sHOULDER !!! never lay on that shit for an hour goddamn son i'm surprised it hasn't just fallen out woW

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

"huh, maybe i should turn off my laptop i'm starting to get tir-"

04: what are you listening to?

shuffling and some bitch singing that kesha rose

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?

apartment problems and job hunting gross

06: where do you think your best friend is right now?

either getting another tattoo or speaking french at a dinner table such a nerd gotta love him

07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?

yeah i have so silly of me haha not what you think bbs i swear

08: favorite song ?

gun - chvrches

09: kiss on the first date?

umm i don't know tbh i mean if we that close on the first date and kissin cool and if we really hit it off?? umm yeah that blank can fill itself

10: is there one person you want to be with right now?

i am a massively thirsty dumbass there is always one person i wanna be with rn

11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?

i think i'm pretty happy with where i am rn i don't really wish for things to get better as i know i've got it good here for now c:

12: is there something you would like to say to someone?

caitlin is a big dumb idiot but i love her so hop off but at the same time hop on? huehuehueh

13: what are three things you did today?

ate, slept, and overused 'dumb' in language bc of a big dumb

14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?

sleep at a friend's my house is not a friend hangout (but i do love my home i promise a friend's house is just always fun to sleep at)

15: what is your favorite kind of gum?

umm hubba bubba ???

16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?

no non ONONONO nope haha glad that's over

17: what is on your wrists right now?

a watch and some arm hair

18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?

always

19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?

not that i'm aware of?? BUT IF SOMEONE DOES GODDAMN LEMME KNOW

20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?

not quite?? maybe home friends but they stay in touch

21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?

yeah flashback to the first semester at college

22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?

hell no

23: how have you felt today?

pretty well considering i'm usually pretty neutral but something about being home makes today good

24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

a money exchange i need us dough not euro dough sorry

25: what is wrong with you right now?

possible procrastination and romantic loneliness??

26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

liz quirk

27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

staRBUCKS I COULD GO FOR A FUCKING VANILLA BEAN THAT'S SOME SWEET SHIT I COULD GET BEHIND

28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

bc she said i acted like i was 4 and broke up with me ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY IN THE CAFETERIA and then a week later was dating my bff at the time which is ridiculous bc he came up to me like hey mind if i date her? and i was like .... i guess but damn really?

29: how late did you stay up last night and why?

3 bc of caitlin and her brotherhood fma shit and then youtube videos

30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

currently talking to one? my bff from home talked to me about... two days ago

31: what were you doing an hour ago?

the same thing i'm doing rn

32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?

nothing that i can think of... adventures and making hella sick art??

33: are you wearing jeans right now?

yep nice grey jeeaaans

34: are you a patient person?

depends who i'm dealing with if someone is a triflin shit constantly i'm not gonna be patient with them ever and when i am patient i sometimes joke like i'm not being patient but i am patient i swear

35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?

yea i lasted in a five month relationship before i think i could do three months

36: favorite color?

it used to be blues but now i'm becoming more partial to reds

37: did you have a dream last night?

the likelihood is i had a dream last night that was wild and crazy and funny but cannot remember it as per usual

38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

JEANS I SAID JEANS BEFORE GODDAMN

39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?

no one cuddling is sinful no touching ever god bless

40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?

umm duh?? friends

41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

yes!! it's nice to know that people like you and i wanna know!! BUT i might not like them back and i hope they understand that before they do say it :c still it'd be nice to know

42: do you like meeting new people?

yeah usually unless the new person is an asshole

43: are you afraid of falling in love?

i'm more afraid of never falling in love...

44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

eighth grade, i tried both

45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

yes many a time apparently i have a nice shade of blue c: