#chrisopherr

[interruptingkau]

😎😻

Chris how can u expect to yiff when I have never even seen a fursona from you....

[chrisdixpix]

The Adventure Of The Dirty Memer Doge Dix and Pix were out for a pompous Valentine's walk on a dix that likes to pix. As they went, Pix rested his hand on Dix's dank tush. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pink, Dix was filled with romantic dread. "Do you suppose it's whimsical here?" he asked sexily. "You aggressive silly," Pix said, tickling Dix with his han banandler. "It's completely dicky." Just then, a hot dirty memer doge leapt out from behind a dixpix and fricked Pix in the booty. "Aaargh!" Pix screamed. Things looked heated. But Dix, although he was organic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a memes and, like a pix that dix like a pix that have never dixed before, beat the dirty memer doge sadly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frick innocent people." Then he clasped Pix close. Pix was bleeding erotically. "My darling," Dix said, and pressed his lips to Pix's butt. "I love you," Pix said aggresively, and expired in Dix's arms. Dix never loved again. chrisopherr

[chrisdixpix]

genuine haiku from the real christopher neal cannot believe it

[interruptingkau]

Two of my friends and I were trying to make plans to hang out. We started discussing possibilities at 6:42pm, argued multiple times, and left a trail of destruction in our wake. Four minutes before midnight we finally decided that we would hang out in the exact same way that we always do.

[johndaddywatson]

hmm your blog is kinda cute tho it got howl and a petal bg

thank u (◕‿◕✿) i like ur blog too cutie bee

[interruptingkau]

We stopped on our journey for ice cream and on a friend’s recommendation I got a chocotaco, but it had peanuts in it and I could’ve died so I paid two dollars for mortal doom.

[capnquirkl]

i see you answered some of these you lil shit but 47-102 love you bae <3

47. Have you ever been high?

not really haaaaaaa

48. Have you ever been drunk?

nope

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

i can't really think of anything??

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black and white!

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

ONLY EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

body like skin in general, and no, not my skin tone.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

I don't really have one! I like Covergirl??

54. Favourite store?

probably Forever21

55. Favourite blog?

um mine

56. Favourite colour?

teal and pink are killin me rn

57. Favourite food? 

buffalo chicken wrap!!!

58. Last thing you ate?

banana split helllll yeah

59. First thing you ate this morning?

AN APPLE FRITTER FROM DUNKEN DONUTS

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

uhh yES I HAVE! I won my artistic in high school.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

In-school suspension in 5th grade for pulling the fire alarm oop

62. Been arrested? For what?

nahh

63. Ever been in love? 

yahh

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

it was after winter formal in 9th grade and my boyfriend at the time walked me to my mom's car and gave me like the tiniest peck on the lips and i was just like internally screaming because i was so into the guy omfg but ye that it

65. Are you hungry right now?

not really

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

they are literally the same people

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitterrr

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblrrrr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

no!

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

oops i have so many there's angela, arisa, allie, chris and ashley!!!!

71. Craving something? What?

attention fOREVER

72. What colour are your towels?

mine are light green!

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2!!!

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

nah

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

oh well over 50 if you count my beanie babies that i've kept even after the moves.

75. Favourite animal?

tbh idk anymore! i was never into animals that much when i was little so i don't have a default but i like cats and dogs and foxes and skunks

76. What colour is your underwear?

pastel pink as if that is a surprise tbh

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

moose tracks!!!!

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

navyyy

80. What colour pants?

N/A

81. Favourite tv show?

currently, TEEN WOLF

82. Favourite movie?

so man y

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

um mean girls we don't acknowledge the sequel

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

damian omg

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

i really like the pelican 

87. First person you talked to today?

i think it was chris?

88. Last person you talked to today?

chris again oops

89. Name a person you hate?

uhhhh arch nemesis from high school who will remain anonymous

90. Name a person you love?

colton haynes holy shit

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

not at all i am content

92. In a fight with someone?

no!!!

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 pairs of yoga pants!

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

i have 2 hoodies and probably like 10 sweaters oops

95. Last movie you watched?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!

96. Favourite actress?

WOW i don't know uhhhh??? i generally like sandra bullock??? idk i'm so bad with picking favorites

97. Favourite actor?

gdi that is hard too ummmmm lets go with Jensen Ackles, because he's pretty

98. Do you tan a lot?

never

99. Have any pets?

2 dumb fat cats and a parrot named Nacho!

100. How are you feeling?

tired! and i need to get up in like 7 hours OOPS

101. Do you type fast?

mostly yeah!

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

real talk WHO DOESN'T

[capnquirkl]

1, 4, 5, 6, 8, 12, 14, 15, 16, 18, 22, 24-29, 90, 95, 96, aaaaannnd 120-130 c:

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

chris!!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i think so!!!! 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

oops but 100% yes!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

cUTE FUNNY BOYS AND GIRLS tbh everyone who is genuine and funny like i'm yours son

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

tbh sHERLOCK

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

ooh ooh ooh

Sonsick - San Fermin (literally go listen to this beautiful thing)

The Love Club - Lorde

Harmony - NeverShoutNever

Sweet Talk - Sterling Silver

SONSICK - nO LITERALLY I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

i believe in luck but i don't know about miracles?? i think so.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i got a job!!!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

HELLA that boy is a big cutie

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

no not really.

22. Where would you like to travel?

scotland, england, germany, lots of different states in the us, japan, south korea!!

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

seeing friends, eating, putting on earrings ngl i like them they make me feel fancy25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

back, butt, and chin i'd say are the worst worst worst but i'm so insecure about my thighs and arms and its not even their size OOPS26. What do you do when you wake up?

i usually roll around, go on tumblr a bit, get up, pee, go and get dressed or walk around the dorm and call friends to eat food27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

tbh i'd like it lighter and idk maybe an even tone that'd be nice

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

chris, angela, ashley, brittanie29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

not exactly i've only dated one kid and i broke up with him and he was very sad so yeah :l

90. Name a person you love?

chrips!

95. Last movie you watched?

Spirited Away!

96. Favourite actress?

okay thats really hard ummm i like sandra bullock and jULIE ANDREWS and anne hathaway?? i like a lot of people and decisions are hard

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

to an extent but then i kinda make myself  be brave and think realistically and i get by uwu121. Are you mean?

yes i am and i need to cut it out because i hate that about myself. i would have never described myself as mean 5 years ago.122. Is cheating ever okay?

NO123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

i could trY124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

non nononoon onONO125. Do you believe in true love?

yes.126. Are you currently bored?

no these things are hella fun127. What makes you happy?

my friendos, movies, tv, music, lots!!128. Would you change your name?

nope129. What your zodiac sign?

leo!

130. Do you like subway?

HELL YEAH