The Adventure Of The Dirty Memer Doge Dix and Pix were out for a pompous Valentine's walk on a dix that likes to pix. As they went, Pix rested his hand on Dix's dank tush. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so pink, Dix was filled with romantic dread. "Do you suppose it's whimsical here?" he asked sexily. "You aggressive silly," Pix said, tickling Dix with his han banandler. "It's completely dicky." Just then, a hot dirty memer doge leapt out from behind a dixpix and fricked Pix in the booty. "Aaargh!" Pix screamed. Things looked heated. But Dix, although he was organic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a memes and, like a pix that dix like a pix that have never dixed before, beat the dirty memer doge sadly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frick innocent people." Then he clasped Pix close. Pix was bleeding erotically. "My darling," Dix said, and pressed his lips to Pix's butt. "I love you," Pix said aggresively, and expired in Dix's arms. Dix never loved again. chrisopherr
