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Eight: The Cartoon Squid says to put down cardboard before we build the bookshelf

Three: I am not taking advice from a cartoon squid

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Eight: You are not taking advice from a Cartoon Squid. You are taking advice from a Real Octoling.

Eight: A real Octoling that happens to be your Wife.

Eight: Your Wife who will make you sleep on the couch if you scratch the floors. I would prefer to keep them clean and clear.

Three: ... I will put Cardboard down before I start building.

Eight: Thank You.

Capn 3: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Eight: You!

Capn 3: 😳That's not what I asked!

Eight: That's my answer!

Neo 3:... I could go for spaghetti..

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Eight: Neo! I thought we took your house key back!

Neo 3: You did.

Eight: Then how did you-

Cap 3: Eight, Do you believe that a simple lock would stop Neo?

Eight: I. I had. I am now I am realizing how foolish that was given your track record.

Neo 3: ... So spaghetti?

Cap 3: *Taking out money* And Dessert, for you, Lil' Buddy, and Four.

Neo 3: *Taking the money and Running* Thanks Cap! You're my favorite Old person!

Cap 3: I'm only Twenty Three!

Eight: ... What will we be eating?

Cap 3: *Pulling her shorts down* I'll figure something out for myself, but you had said you wanted to eat me, So who am I to deny you that?

Eight: *Blushing* Oh~ Booyah!

Neo 3: Your ladder is broken

Three: That's not a ladder, that's was a shelf!

Neo 3: Well that explains why it's no good for climbing.

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Three: ... Did you scratch the floors?

Neo 3: Maybe. Why?

Three: Oh No.

Eight: *Breaking the door off it's hinges* Who scratched the floor?

Three: New Agent Three Ma'am!

Eight: Thank you Dear~ And you!

Neo 3: *trying to scramble out a window* Uhmm .... Yes?

Eight: *Raises a Sandal, begins swearing in Octarian*

Neo 3: AAAAAHHH!

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