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Dear Captain Asshat (a.k.a. Tom Hiddleston),

I hate your stupid commercial.

I also hate your stupid beardy face and your stupid floofy hair.

AND I especially hate that stupid heart shaped egg!!!

You're just a big stupid head and you just need to fuck the fuck off!!!

Okay, but listen, if the MCU makes Tony apologize to Steve, I'm going to be pissed.

Me: *wakes up to Captain Asshats commercial and a shit ton of pics/gifs of said commercial*

Me: Well.... I guess I'm drinking before I head to work!!!

"Eat shit and die, you fardling maniacs." -The City Who Fought by Anne McCaffrey and S.M. Stirling -Also me when watching team Cap in Civil War

Give petzawentz some love cos I may have slipped my tongue and called her the b word (Bob Bryar) thank you

one does not simply overlook this scene

captain asshat, I'm looking at you

keep it together there buddy

you ain't dead yet

that's later

Boromir is now to be referred to as Captain Asshat.

That is all.

new sidebar gif wow fml ok then

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