Cloud: who broke it?
*guilty silence*
Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.
Angeal: it was me I bro-
Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?
Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!
Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!
Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!
Zack: suspicious.
Kunsel: no it’s not!
Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…
Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!
Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!
Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!
Cloud: No, who broke it!
Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…
Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?
*they all continue fighting for an hour*
Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?
Cloud: oh, I did.
Lazard: …???
Cloud: it burned my hand so I punched it.☺️