#captain iswm

[christianbalesasshole]

getting markpilled again maybe iron lung is to blame

[flannycartoon]

Remember to treat your Head Engineer well at least once a month

[idk-butimhere]

captain has social anxiety and engie is not helping

[egot1stical]

[bluetheanimator]

Sorry I haven’t posted in forever I watched the Markiplier stuff

[nxvabyte]

Bloodymary AU except it's bloodycaptainmary where Simon touches the light, gets wormholed into The Invincible II with the Captain during the first unfolding of events, and then they meet Grace's ship and help him + Rocky with the astrophage, where the Captain finds place for the colonists on a neighboring planet by the Eridian planet send tweet

[moonymoonsiplier]

Something something Madagascar reference.

[star-to-sea]

captaineer headcanons!

this took me ridiculously long gsjfk. finally on break so! i have the brainpower for other shit, woo!

@viktor-enjoyer @isolateddebruachy @witheyesofstars @infinite-infinite-stars @lukyvs <- taglist!

✅️ the captain is known colony-wide for never letting themself rest until every. single. task is done. when Celci yelling at them fails to work, Engineer follows them around with a cup of coffee and the face of a concerned grandmother 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

💤 after.. everything.. both of them tend to have nightmares of the whole ordeal. Cap is happy to let Mark crawl into their bed whenever need be, and vice versa <3

💢 the Captain will *never* fail to remind Engi of their height difference. elbow on his head or ruffling his hair with a big grin, Cap's favorite sight is seeing him swat their hand away

💪 on the other hand, Mark is insanely strong compared to the Captain's scrawny ass. if he's feeling insane enough, he'll pick Cap up bridal-style and waltz around the Colony until he has decided he's gotten his revenge ,,

⭐️ both of them have this running gag of Engi pretending to be Actor!Mark and Cap acting disgusted when he tries to kiss them (bonus: for the love of fuck do not mention the Date around Engineer. the most jealous bastard ever he will mope in a corner for hours)

🛌 Captain is an early bird, who *needs* to get out of bed before the asscrack of dawn ("what will the colonists think?") and Engi, who is, again, much stronger than them, is happy to pull Cap in for early morning cuddles. much to their dismay <3

🌹with all the new flora being discovered on the planet, Captain makes it a habit to leave a vase full of fresh flowers on Mark's desk every once in a while. it starts out as sweet and romantic until they start competing for the better/prettiest plant. it stops as soon as Mark somehow plants a fucking tree in Captain's room

🧠 sometimes, when everything seems to be going well, there are days Mark will avoid the Captain. the crew and the rest of the colony are never sure why, but Cap will think back to the bright blue of the warp core. they will find him hiding with the colony children, hold Mark's hands and promise him that none of his past mistakes will ever matter again. that he is good and kind and worthy of redemption. and they kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and