#engineer iswm

[nezumithewriter]

dave: and then we got attacked by the elephant monster--

simon: what the fuck is an elephant

engineer: i was an elephant once

[thesm13-shadows]

The Boys Are Stuck In Space!👎🏻🩸🪐✨

[nebula-starlights]

iswm did irreparable damage to my brain (cannot stop thinking about engie).

[star-to-sea]

captaineer headcanons!

this took me ridiculously long gsjfk. finally on break so! i have the brainpower for other shit, woo!

@viktor-enjoyer @isolateddebruachy @witheyesofstars @infinite-infinite-stars @lukyvs <- taglist!

✅️ the captain is known colony-wide for never letting themself rest until every. single. task is done. when Celci yelling at them fails to work, Engineer follows them around with a cup of coffee and the face of a concerned grandmother 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

💤 after.. everything.. both of them tend to have nightmares of the whole ordeal. Cap is happy to let Mark crawl into their bed whenever need be, and vice versa <3

💢 the Captain will *never* fail to remind Engi of their height difference. elbow on his head or ruffling his hair with a big grin, Cap's favorite sight is seeing him swat their hand away

💪 on the other hand, Mark is insanely strong compared to the Captain's scrawny ass. if he's feeling insane enough, he'll pick Cap up bridal-style and waltz around the Colony until he has decided he's gotten his revenge ,,

⭐️ both of them have this running gag of Engi pretending to be Actor!Mark and Cap acting disgusted when he tries to kiss them (bonus: for the love of fuck do not mention the Date around Engineer. the most jealous bastard ever he will mope in a corner for hours)

🛌 Captain is an early bird, who *needs* to get out of bed before the asscrack of dawn ("what will the colonists think?") and Engi, who is, again, much stronger than them, is happy to pull Cap in for early morning cuddles. much to their dismay <3

🌹with all the new flora being discovered on the planet, Captain makes it a habit to leave a vase full of fresh flowers on Mark's desk every once in a while. it starts out as sweet and romantic until they start competing for the better/prettiest plant. it stops as soon as Mark somehow plants a fucking tree in Captain's room

🧠 sometimes, when everything seems to be going well, there are days Mark will avoid the Captain. the crew and the rest of the colony are never sure why, but Cap will think back to the bright blue of the warp core. they will find him hiding with the colony children, hold Mark's hands and promise him that none of his past mistakes will ever matter again. that he is good and kind and worthy of redemption. and they kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and

[cheshire-smiley-fries]

Teeny tiny Engineer doodle because he's everything. Anyways.

[wilfywarfy]

Egotober Day 10: Virus (With Google!)

He didn't know what happened. All Google remembered was that he powered down over his charging station. And now, his vision was blurry, and it hurt to move. Well, not necessarily hurt, he wasn't in physical pain. But it took more power than he would've liked.

“D-Dark.”

Looking up from this week's stack of potential content ideas, Dark gives Google a once over. “Yes?”

“I-I believe my systems h-Have been tampered with.”

“How so?”

“My vision is d-deteriorating. And my movement is as well.”

“Hm… give me a second. We’ll take you to Engineer. I'm sure he’ll know what to do.”

“I don't trust that one.”

“Well unfortunately, it's either him, or Bing. Which one would you prefer?”

Google grumbles.

“Exactly. Now please, give me some time to finish this.”

Crossing his arms, the android stands there. Almost statue like. Quiet, stoic, unmov-

“CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A WINNER!”

It’s said in a voice that's not his own. It's said with a smile. It's involuntary. If Google had to compare it to a human gesture… it was almost like a sneeze. Sudden and loud.

Dark looks up from the papers in shock. “Excuse me?”

Google looks back, just as confused as what he just did. “T-That wasn't me.”

Dark sits frozen for a second, before putting his work to the side. “On second thought, let's get you to Engineer.”

—

“BUY NOW! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST- IS YOUR INFORMATION BEING STOLEN?- FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE TODAY!”

Engie watches as Google glitches out, speaking in voices that don't belong to him. Another consequence of what he was suspecting.

Google grips onto the workbench aggressively. It was only the second time he'd done that today, but it was starting to get extremely annoying.

“What's wrong with him?” Dark asks.

“Welp, if I'm right, it seems like old Googs here has a virus.” Engie says.

“What? But he's one of the most advanced androids in the world, how's that even possible?” The entity seems to get a tad bit agitated at the news.

“Mr. Dark, you've got to remember… His hardware is almost a decade old. And he's a prototype. One of the few out there in existence. I don't even think he was meant to make it this long. Let alone block advanced viruses. It could just be his age.”

Google looks between the two of them conversing, getting real annoyed they were acting like he wasn't right here. “How do you fix me?”

“Well… we’d definitely need to figure out whatever's corrupted, take that out, try and get rid of the virus, and then give you a malware update. Basically a lot of upgrading. Problem is, I don't know which parts you're compatible with.”

“G-g-Google parts.”

“Well I know that. But, again… you're a bit outdated in terms of tech.”

The droid rolls his eyes, before a wide smile crosses his face “HOT MOMS WANT TO MEET YOU! CALL NOW!” His face then shifts into one of disgust. “FIX ME!”

“I will, I will! Just… power down for now. The last thing you need is to start glitching out again and possibly get even worse.”

The droid grumbles again, but agrees.

The last thing he sees is the idiot pulling out his phone to search for parts.

[halfgood-halfbad-badboy]

Not to be autistic or anything but whenever I make a human au that involves the Sides parents being in the au I always end up making Logan’s parents based off The Captain and Engineer from In Space with Markiplier 😭😭😭😭. Idk why it just feels very fitting and it’s fun to combine my favorite things

[star-to-sea]

Captaineer Stimboard! [ISWM]

⚙️ - ⚙️ - ⚙️

🌌 - 💌 - 🌌

🚀 - 🚀 - 🚀

these two have absolutely taken over my mind oughff. the lovers losers of all time. anyways