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Hakkai: I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with Gojyo and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment

Genjo: And...did it work?

Hakkai: No but he sent me a dick pic so that’s nice

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For the headcanon thing~! Jyoan! And if he was picked already: Gichou! Hope you're doing well, huno. ♡♡♡

Nimoooo I’m doing well, thank you

Well, “porqué no los dos” I say?^^

Gichou

Headcanon A:  realisticHe’s probably the best dad ever. Ok, well: he’s clueless, a man-child and can’t cook a toast without burning the house down, but… he’s the most caring, supportive, proudest father ever. The type who carries his daughter’s drawings and shows them to everyone and can’t shut up about her achievements, not to show off, just because he’s so proud of her.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilariousGoing with the father thing: despite the fact that he’s not that old compared to everyone else (he’s like 34), being a real-life dad he has decided he wants to be seen as a father figure by the younger Ibun guys (aka Houmei, Ganpuku, Sho'un and Jyoan). He tries really really hard to be the “if you’re having some girl - or boy, not gonna judge - problems, you know you can talk to me about it, right?” person, much to the dudes’ annoyance. However, I feel that definitely Sho'un and possibly Jyoan may actually find the dad act helpful from time to time (Sho'un because of his own father issues, Jyoan because of family headcanons you’ll find below. Houmei’s father figure, if he’d ever need one, would be Jikaku, while Puku probably needs an “older brother/sister” figure rather than a father figure, hence Jyoan as its equivalent.)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friendsWell… despite him being a good dad and husband, I’m sure his family life wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. I can’t bring myself to picture him cheating on his wife or anything, but she must’ve had her reasons to leave him, let’s face it. Perhaps his cluelesness brought his family some problems, perhaps of financial nature. O he simply didn’t help enough around the house, being too busy goofing off with their daughter but not contributing much to anything else. Or perhaps his wife’s family saw him as a bit of a loser, and at the end she started to see him as such as well.Anyways, the reason he’s competing in the race to become a Sanzo is most likely linked to his family situation: he wants to to prove his wife that he’s capable of achieving something, in hopes she will take him back. He’s still madly in love with her and his daughter is the most important thing of the world.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my ownWell… even though I see him as one of the “mostly straight” guys of Ibun, and right now I don’t really ship him with anyonee (but his wife), I imagine him having a “However, that one time in college…” story :’D Also, yeah, he went to college. On a scholarship, because he was an athlete of some kind. That’s where he met his wife. This is my backround headcanon for him now, until more is revealed :’)

Jyoan

Headcanon A:  realisticHe’s HELLA jealous of everyone else doing better than him in the competition, but especially Houmei. Oh god, he’s so freaking envious of Houmei. He sees him as a threat and his direct rival, even thoug the rivarly is pretty much one-sided…and he knows that, which pisses him off even more, of course :’)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilariousOk, time to unveil one of my favorite random funny Jyoan’s headcanons: he has a huge collection of 70’s  shoujo manga (think Ryoko Ikeda, Sumika Yamamoto) because they’re TOTALLY HIS AESTHETIC; if he’s capable of drawing (which is another headcanon of mine), this is what his drawing style would look like. The day Puku finds out, he’LL make fun of him relentelessely

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friendsWell, this has basis in canon, but: he had a terrible childhood. I can picture him growing up pretty much by himself, without much support from his parents for various reasons (they might be dead because of the war, or simply didn’t have the means to look after him much). He’s probably the definition of a someone who had to grow up too quickly, but because of that he ends up being emotionally immature. Also, he probably has several traumas (and possibly ptsd) as a result of being a child during wartime. (I have several headcanons based on this but things would get too depressing too quickly :/ )

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.I don’t care about what it’s been said so far about hanyous being unable to procreate: he has youkai blood in him. He might be a full hanyou without the red hair and red eyes (note his eyes are reddish pink in some illustration), or just have traces of youkai DNA. The rose he has on his collarbone is actually a youkai mark, not a tattoo. I wrote a long-ass post a long time ago going more in depth with this theory with more evidence, perhaps I should bring it back…

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Gojyo, to Hakkai: bro you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude

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Article title that says “Man ‘stabs himself and throws intestines at police’ with Hakkai pictured smiling cheerfully as Jeep rests on his shoulders.

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Gojyo: if you don’t pee after sex you’re going to get an HDMI like it’s just that simple¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Gojyo: if you are short, you have no fucking rights. You could’ve drank your fucking milk and grown. but you decided not to. It’s YOUR fucking fault you’re short. Don’t COME for us tall people who did what we had to do to not be an ant. if you are under 5’5’, you are an ANT. Something I step on.

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