#captain peacock

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Are you being served?

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Inspired by the "Words not to stand in front of" thing from The Thick Of It

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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Are You Being Served? Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries/Stephen Peacock Characters: Stephen Peacock, Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, Cuthbert "Jug Ears" Rumbold Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Crossdressing, Crossdressing Kink, Clothing Kink, Sexual Realization, Getting Together

Summary:

"So in other words, what you are asking is: Would I pretend to be married to Mr Humphries so that he, dressed as a woman, can seduce Young Mr Grace into stopping the Shoes invasion."

Mr Rumbold removed his glasses and considered the situation for a moment. "Well, if that's what it takes..."

A series of unfortunate events requires Captain Peacock and Mr Humphries to pretend to be husband and wife. It's all in the interest of the department, of course–until Captain Peacock discovers how much he likes a man in a dress.

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Fandom: Are You Being Served? Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries/Stephen Peacock Characters: Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, Stephen Peacock Additional Tags: Ballroom Dancing, Men Dancing, Romance, Getting Together, Episode Related

Summary:

A continuation of the episode "Top Hat and Tails," aka The Dancing Episode.

When the Golden Shoes competition is called off, Mr Humphries and Captain Peacock realise how much they both miss dancing. Since finding a new partner isn't easy and they danced so well together, Mr Humphries makes a suggestion.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Are You Being Served? Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries/Stephen Peacock Characters: Stephen Peacock, Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries Additional Tags: Episode Related, Kissing, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Two Endings Summary:

"On second thought," Mr Humphries said, "maybe you should kiss me instead!"

Canon Divergence for the Episode "Grounds For Divorce" in which Captain Peacock is plagued by a woman who is infatuated with him, and in which the staff devise a plan to help. What if, instead of kissing Mrs Slocombe, it had been Mr Humphries instead?