optimist: this glass is half full.
pessimist: this glass is half empty
arthur: *sees glass* oh hell no. fuck that.
zay (arthur's brother): *drinks water* ew what the hell. thats not even grob water™. its not even orange. disgusting
trillian: *spills glass* oh no. oh no not again. WATER! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! STOP SPREADING! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT-
kit: *chugs glass* I've got some dead kids to avenge.
bounty hunter: *chugs glass* I've got some drugs to avenge.
doomgod: *chugs glass* I've got some demons to kill.
steve: *knocks water back like a shot* if I have to kill one more FUCKING DEMON, I SWEAR I'M GONNA-
captain: for Superearth! *begins shooting glass with an impractically large gun*
trillian: AAAHHH BECKY!!! HELP!!!
becky: its one glass of water you're fine.
trillian: FUCK YOU BECKY
rykeon: *attempts to drink water* *fails performance check* goddammit.
arthur: actually I'm a little thirsty. maybe the water isn't so bad. maybe...
doomgod: *rips a guy's head off* *looks around casually* oh yay more water!
captian: jenga! get over here and be helpful or you're getting a demerit!
gerard or something like that: not even close!
carter: I'm also not gonna help, can I have one
tumblr user @vexedarrow: where'd zay go :( I miss him :( my boy :(
