#captain quotes

[shut-up-posh-boy]

David: I actually had to go to detention once.

Lee: Why?

David: Because of an injustice.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

David: What— is— but— ‘cause— you’re a scientist, aren’t you? That's— you’re— A meteorologist is a type of scientist? What— did you— what— what A-levels did you do?

Lee: That’s David’s very polite way of saying ‘You are thick.’

[shut-up-posh-boy]

David: What were you doing in a library?

Lee: How dare you.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

David: Cowboy boots, I'll be honest, don't particularly appeal to me aesthetically.

Lee: Wow, that surprises me.

David: I don’t think they go with what I like to call ‘my style.’

Lee: Well, how would you describe that style, David?

David: I think my style is indescribable.

Lee: Oh, no, I could describe it.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

David: There are different kinds of dreams, though, aren’t there?

Lee: You’re not going to break into song again, are you, David?

[shut-up-posh-boy]

Henry: But surely, if you were in a restaurant eating soup, you wouldn’t be spinning things on your finger.

Lee: I didn't say I was eating soup.

David: Were you eating soup?

Lee: ...Yes.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

Lee: If this turns out to be a lie, you are a shameless little light entertainer.

David: Coming from you, Lee, that is a compliment.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

Lee: Have you had a bang on the head?! What are you talking about?!

David: Yes, Lee's question. Please answer Lee's question.