WHAT SORT OF MIND GAMES ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME?!

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Good news wilty will be back soon and even better news Victoria is back!!!!! 🥰🎊🥳🎉🎈

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did you see the latest statistic post on wilty subreddit? interesting!

link for those curious

Fantastic work by u/FeminismIsTheBestIsm. I was especially delighted by them working FUJI9, CUSHN, and ANMRI (anne-marie) into their statistical analysis. Seems like I've been unseated by a worthy successor.

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it's bugging me, I SWEAR I remember david mitchell making the joke of wearing like that old-fashioned nightie with the cap and him holding the candle and I assumed it'd be in the guest segment where lee's team questions whether david even orders pizza but it isn't, any ideas where this is?

Is it this? 🤔 Let me know if you're thinking of something else.

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I could've sworn I got an anon about David saying he goes to bed dressed as Scrooge.... Anyway, this is the clip.

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lee abt to say something anon: no it wasn't but that was a good suggestion! I finally sat down and dug through a WHOLE bunch of wilty clips and found it, it was mark watson's will story from 4x7

Tumblr ate this anon and then spat it back out MONTHS later, but I'm glad you found what you were looking for!

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this might be a long shot but years ago i watched my first ever episode of wilty and i remember one of the stories being like "i started a neighbourhood watch but only one other person showed up so we watched batman instead" (it might have been a this is my i'm not sure), do you know what episode that was? i'm sorry i can't give you more details but it was quite a while ago.

You're thinking of David Mitchell's This is My from episode 2 of series 11!

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Pepperidge Farm Remembers

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I'm not dead, I just got distracted for a bit. Then my American roommate called me a "posh bastard" for mentioning spaghetti Bolognese and I had a spiritual reset

[devilspenguins]

Shitty WILTY Valentine's Day cards so you're prepared for tomorrow

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bit of an obscure one but there was this one segment (from wiltynope) i remember in the youtube comments someone was like "lee looks like he's about to say something the entire time" because lee never actually spoke in that one part but for the life of me i cant remember what it was

This is a reach, but is this the clip you're thinking of? It's the one that springs to mind on the subject of "Lee desperately resisting the joke that is so obviously trying to break free of his mouth". And if it's not, well, it's a great bit anyway :P

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heyo just so you know: ur everybody talks video got reposted on tiktok lol (prince_nishijima but also not claiming credit) wonderful excuse to rewatch ur video even tho i never need an excuse

Thanks for the heads-up! Hope they linked back to me in some way, but if not, well, c'est la vie. I don't have tiktok -- if they're saying nice things u gotta tell me........

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Here's a clip of a podcast I'd never heard before! Mainly anecdotes also found in his autobiography but there's a bit where he discusses his off-camera relationship with David and Rob.

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it's bugging me, I SWEAR I remember david mitchell making the joke of wearing like that old-fashioned nightie with the cap and him holding the candle and I assumed it'd be in the guest segment where lee's team questions whether david even orders pizza but it isn't, any ideas where this is?

Is it this? 🤔 Let me know if you're thinking of something else.

[shut-up-posh-boy]

3x2 Possession: This is my tea cosy. I take it absolutely everywhere with me because I can't stand a cold teapot.

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David: You're saying I look like a man who's gone to the depths of tedium and not come back. ...Well, that's because I am.

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Lee: If you're drunk, why do you turn Northern, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Because of the alcohol.

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12x3 // I once refused to help a hang glider who had become tangled in a tree, because two hours earlier, he had been rude to me in a car park.