#captain raffle

[the-lucky-batch]

Jackal: sometimes I just have the best ideas

Raffle: you just crash landed because you wanted to look at the ducks

Jackal: the ducklings were w a d d l i n g

[the-lucky-batch]

Skip, running into the room: okay, this is COMPLETELY hypothetical-

Raffle: no it’s not

Skip:…

Skip: so this may or may not be hypothetical-

Raffle: what did you do

Skip:…

Skip: IF I was to set the Clover on fire, would you like to know before or after the fire is put out?

Raffle:…

Raffle: Skip why do I see smoke?

Skip:…

Raffle: Skip, WHY DO I SEE SMOKE?!?!

Skip: so you’d like to know before?

[the-lucky-batch]

The middle of the night on The Clover:

Raffle, peacefully sleeping only to wake up when his door opens: Huh?

Cypher, wanting to cause chaos: I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch

Raffle: *screams and throws his fly swatter at him*

[the-lucky-batch]

Jackal: confidence is key

Raffle: Jackal, we are locked outside of the venator because you LOST THE KEY

[the-lucky-batch]

Jedi: they can’t possibly lose this

*two minutes later*

Jackal: damnit, where’d I park?

Foxy: you mean where you crashed?

Jackal: semantics, brother

Raffle: how do you lose a whole venator?

Pepper: skill, obviously

[the-lucky-batch]

Jackal: today Raffle told me I wasn’t the prettiest so I put Foxy’s spider in his bed

Skip: today Raffle told me I was the prettiest and gave me chips and chocolate icing

[the-lucky-batch]

Raffle: umm…whatcha got there?

Jackal, holding a cigarette: a smoothie

[the-lucky-batch]

Jackal: this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass

Raffle:

Kenhla:

Luna: *puts face in her hand*

Brisk: