#captain spark

[yourfavouritetragedy]

heard the Captain’s Curse is broken! momentous day.

[yourfavouritetragedy]

okay Cuba is beginning of the end for Sparklez. Wilbur has 3 cards. I’m not going to do the math, but he’s only going to win if he turns in his cards next round. Sneeg is letting him have second so Sparklez will go out before him.

[yourfavouritetragedy]

CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ FKING CLEARED A WAY FOR SNEEG?

AND HE DIDNT TAKE IT TO ROLL THROUGH WILBUR THERE.

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okay final prediction: Sneeg for the win, Spraklez isn’t agressive enough. Wilbur’s second based off that alliance. I was about to say Sneeg wouldn’t over-trust him, but Wilbur could blitz right now, so he might win if he turns in his cards. Either he’s already planning that, or he’s actually trying to get second via Sneeg.

[yourfavouritetragedy]

Okay prediction list of out order:

1. Tommy (obviously. only reason he’s still in is pity)

2. Wilbur (Europe)

3. Tubbo (more aggressive than Ranboo; stays in mind for revenge, and his foothold isn’t big enough)

4. Ranboo (no offense to him because it’s literally the same way I play and that’s how I know that he’s playing poorly and will not win)

5. dunno who will win. Sneeg’s looking a little thin right now (esp compared to Captain’s strong fortifications), but Sparklez is playing too passively and is a newbie. ngl it might depend on who gets a winning Risk card bonus.

[crim-bat]

Internet beating me with a sack of pennies: SAY IT

Me, spitting out blood: NO!

Internet beating me again: SAY TEAM INSTINCT'S CAPTAIN SPARK LOOKS STUPID

ME: FUCK YOU!

[mrpyrolemon-blog]

Color Tank: Captain Spark

“Fire!” The tank shell illuminated my face as it left the barrel and flew into the night sky. “Reload!” I yelled at my crew inside the belly of the tank. The shell hit another tank in the treads crippling it to a crawl. “Reloaded captain, sir!” Major Green hollered from below. “Fire!” I commanded, my aviator scarf whipped around my head and fluttered from the blast. I was about to order another reload when Major Green poked his head up through the hatch. “Sorry to bother you Captain Spark, but don’t you think we should retreat sir?” “Retreat! Don’t be absurd Major, we still have a battle to win!” “But sir, we’re the only ones left. Everyone else either blew up or retreated.” “We are soldiers of the Holy Sword Empire Major! We do not retreat under any circumstances. We would rather embrace death then face the shame of a retreating!” A bowling ball sized ball of light whizzed past and blew up behind us, hitting us with a shower of dirt and rocks. “But I see you make a valid point Green. Lieutenant Grey get us out of here, on the double!” I ordered. Lieutenant Grey’s head popped up from the hatch, now Grey and Green both stared at me from the hole. “Are we retreating sir?” Lt. Grey asked dismayed. “Heavens no boy, don’t be ridiculous! We’re advancing toward future victory!” I reassured him. “Aye Captain!” Grey saluted with an inspired smile on his face. He disappeared back into the hull of the tank, shortly the engine came to life and started to rumble. “Captain, shouldn’t you come inside before you get shot sir?” Green asked. “Nay Major. A captain must sail his ship from the bow!” “Aye Captain.” Green said confused, but saluted anyway and disappeared into hull like Grey. I rested my leg up by the hatch, re-adjusted aviator cap and scarf and lowered my goggles. “Mover out Lieutenant!” I shouted pointing toward the horizon, even though my men couldn’t see. We quickly turned around and started racing down from our perch up on the hill. I heroically stood on the top of the tank helping my crew weave in and out of the blazing shells of former tanks. Before I knew it a loud boom hit the side of my tank sending my flying into a ditch. In a daze I fumbled for my gun but I couldn’t remember where I had holstered it. “Captain!” My men cried, exiting the tank and coming to my aid. Both of them stood over me but I couldn’t see too well, do to my daze and my goggles only being half on from the blast. There was another boom and our tank went up in smoke. “Green?” I mumbled. “Here Captain.” Green answered. “What about Grey, where’d he go?” “Here sir,” Grey said feebly, “What are we to do Captain, they destroyed our tank.” I sat upright and pulled my goggles up onto my forehead. I began to scan the area and spotted an enemy tank that was shelling something just beyond my vision. “Captain Spark, what are you orders sir.” Grey asked. I looked over at Grey and Green. “Gentlemen, today is your lucky day. Because today I’m going to show you how to commandeer an enemy tank.”

[taxidrawby]

there was a reason i drew this

and i'm not going to give it to you

also been trying to make my drawings not teeny tiny baby small

edit: fixed captain spark's hand being fucen tiny