#captain's words

[captainschaos]

super excited to be able to preview what I've been working on for @morningstarzine, and even more excited for the release TOMORROW!!! mark your calendars folks! ✨️✒️🎲

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

I’ve come to the scientific conclusion that there are three kinds of platonic f/os:

-Ones who will not wingman for you (perhaps they coach you on how to woo your romantic f/o yourself? Or heck maybe they even try to dissuade you depending on who your romantic f/o is)

-Ones who will wingman for you and goof around with it/do it poorly

-Ones who will wingman for you and take it really seriously

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

Having F/Os is wild because sometimes you just be existing and then suddenly your heart’s just “hey remember this character??? You know how you love them? I do now here’s a heckton of daydreams and fuzzy buzzy feelings” and you just sit there and scream internally because hoo golly it’s Real Soft Hours thanks heart

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

Pros of having a lot of f/os: 

More f/os to love

More love you can receive in return

Wide variety of couple dynamics

Full protection squad

There’s always at least one who knows what to do with you no matter what emotional state you’re in. Someone will always understand and be there for you.

So many types of cuddles!!! And kisses!!!

Harem AU

Cons of having a lot of f/os:

Sometimes you just get one-shot sniped by feelings for many if not all of them at once and you just cannot function for a bit

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

My f/os are like the sun. 

Evidence:

Rays of light, even if sometimes covered by clouds.

Warm and safe vibes, even if some of them are more prone to burn people.

Make me feel safer and happier when they’re around.

I literally can’t look directly at them for more than a few seconds at a time.

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk uwu

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

Hey fellas here’s a fun reminder: You can fluster your f/o.

Some f/os may be harder to fluster than others but if anyone can do it, you can.

You have the power to make them go red-faced, to make fuzzy feelings explode into their stomach, to make them stammer and trip over their words because gosh dangit why do you have to be so cute/handsome/beautiful??? 

Use your power wisely, friends uwu

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

Platonic f/os are good because apparently I get sad when I get lonely and imagining hanging out with them makes me get less sad and lonely :3

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

//roundhouse kicks the door down

BOY HOWDY I’M REALLY IN THE MOOD FOR SMOOCHING MY F/OS RIGHT ABOUT NOW