#captain.m4a

[chequeredguts]

goofy brat x dom who's Not Fucking Around (with optional shipcest seasoning, good concept for parent/child :3)

"god, you're such a pervert." "only one place i could've got that from!"

"i expect a 'yes, sir' next time." "whatever you saaaay!"

"it's YOUR problem if you feel the need to touch me all the time!" "and it's your problem if you're dressed like a slut."

constant back & forth mockery and silliness... so cute <333

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[rings a comically tiny bell] EVERYONEEEEEE

go to fragrantica.com or some other fragrance site and rb with a scent that reminds you of your f/o or is something you think they'd wear (bonus comedy points if you pick it from @/fragranticareviewers) ORRR comment and ill assign one to them!

i picked Mare Goticum by Bale Perfumes for my beloved cap <3 i'm not sure what the hell a Diving Suit note is supposed to smell like but it was a selling point for me. he smells a little gross but its ok because i love him<3 also not sure what Motor Oil is doing there. quite humorous.

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selfship questions inspired by my soulbonds !!

i dunno if this is a self-centered thing to do but i thought it was a good idea so i'll throw it out there i guess... have fun everybody :3 you can pick one or both questions to answer under each header !

🛐 gabriel

- are you or your f/o spiritual ?

- do you and your f/o have any daily routines / rituals ? 📼 six

- is your f/o more lighthearted or serious? do they like to joke around or play pranks?

- does your f/o smoke or drink ? if they offer you a hit/sip/whatever, do you accept ? 🪬 alucard

- if your f/o were in a superhero-type movie, would they be a hero or a villain ? what power(s) would they have ?

- does your f/o like fashion ? do they naturally look good or do they spend hours upon hours curating the perfect outfit for the day ? 📛 hanzou

- what's something your f/o is really passionate about ?

- if you had to assign you and your f/o a trope, what would it be ? 💥 cyril

- is your f/o confrontational ? do they get in arguments or fights often ?

- is your f/o tough all around or do they have a secret soft side ? are they embarrassed to be soft around you ? 🚦pico

- does your f/o use a lot of slang or do they talk all formal ?

- what's your f/os favorite color ? is it super obvious (plastered all over their walls or clothes) or is it a secret of sorts ? 📞 caesar

- when apart, do you prefer to talk over text or on a call ? - is your f/o flirty ? does it embarrass you or do you return the sentiment ? 🎙️ frankie

- does your f/o prefer watching tv, listening to the radio, or something else ? - if you and your f/o had a podcast or a show, what would it be about ? do you think you'd get popular ? 🔱 captain

- do you and your f/o have a large age gap ? did you know that coming into the relationship ? how did you feel about it when you found out ?

- how clingy is your f/o ? are they okay with short absences or do they follow you around like a puppy ?

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minus the horrible fatigue and pain, nothing better than being in bed all day with your lover<3