#captaincondom

[andylis]

Captain Condom looks like the adult version of Captain Underpants.

[keggerrrr]

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[mahiru-koizumi]

ps Drama is full of popular kids and its really daunting sometimes

So is English :T

[mahiru-koizumi]

yea there are some p decent people in our school tbh but there's a whole buncha dickwanks too to equal it out. tumblr user captain condom summarises life.

I'm not sure if it's 50/50 or if there are more dickwanks

[mahiru-koizumi]

No I'm sorry I couldn't keep a straight face whilst typing that.

That's what I thought

[mahiru-koizumi]

Maybe they're nice people too deep down.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" said Tasha

She was laughing

[mahiru-koizumi]

" I generally hate people who are rude and obnoxious and have no respect for anyone" aw shit I'm doomed

I never list you as these things because I know you're actually a nice person??

With other people at our school I just want to slap them round the face with a tray. And then hit them with a water bottle in a rhythmical pattern so they know how annoying it is to listen to all of lunch

[mahiru-koizumi]

yo yo you thought about making plushies? make me a woobat ok ty

I'd need a pattern and shit

and also money for fabric