#captaincoolasfuck

[mysterytrain1989]

captaincoolasfuck replied to your post:malkiewicz more like lookin at dicks

FUCKIN’ HOMERUN, DIGGLER

thank you chip

[mysterytrain1989]

captaincoolasfuck replied to your post:captaincoolasfuck replied to your photo:i dont...

seems like reckless endangerment

truly. i could of ruined your entire reputation with a line of text and a screencap of your face.

[mysterytrain1989]

captaincoolasfuck replied to your photo:i dont know what i was going for last night but i...

lololwut

i got back from watching the hobbit and after that it was all just kind of a blur. i guess i was watching your video podcast and it had something to do with krokodil idk

[kylo-ren-jepsen]

I got sent one of these I feel special

Rule 1: always post the rules Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones  Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them

What fictional universe would you want to live in? God, I dunno. If I had a really long time to ponder the pros and cons of each fictional world, I could  give you a definitive answer, but off the top of my head I'ma say Gotham because it's a friggin' free-for-all in there and I dunno maybe I could hook up with the Riddler if I'm lucky.

What’s your favorite Disney movie? That's like asking me to pick a favorite child (actually it's harder because I currently only have one child). Really anything from the Disney Renaissance era

What country do you live in? 'Murica

What period in time would you travel to if you could? I'd probably go back to the '60s or '70s for a bit, since I like a lot of music and sitcoms from those eras. Or relive the '90s because OMFG THE 90s WERE THE BEST

How old are you? 29. I know, I'm the oldest person on Tumblr.

Favorite book? Fuck, don't make me choose. I love the Harry Potter series, I love anything by Chuck Palahniuk, the DragonLance series, Disorderly by Jayme K, Matilda by Roald Dahl...

Favorite song? Shit I have too many to count. Anything by AC/DC or Aerosmith, lots of Duane and BrandO, 80s hair bands, just random, random ass shit all over the place.

What’s your biggest pet peeve? Being interrupted or ignored - having to repeat myself.

Do you sing in the shower? Most of the time, but I also enact dialogue for my stalled-at-the-moment fanfic, or just think outloud about shit on my mind.

Do you believe in ghosts? Yes, I've heard some really convincing creepy-ass stories from people I know.

Do you prefer tea or coffee? Coffee, but I like both. Coffee has more kick and is creamier, and both have an amazing variety of flavors, but tea is more wholesome.

Questions from lacklustergatsby who tagged me

1. What is your earliest memory? There was this long tunnel then suddenly a light...nah jk. Random stuff about nursery school. I was like 3 1/2

2. Do you have a catchphrase or something you have a habit of saying?

When I make a point or get something right, I go "BOOSH!"

3. Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Movies, video games, books, comics, action figures, buttons (the pinback kind with pictures or witty saying on them not like loose buttons although those are cool too), hobbies, nail polish

4. What is your worst fear?

Something happening to my daughter

5. What is your favorite music genre?

Hard rock

6. What is your favorite ethnic (foreign) food?

Pad thai

7. Where do you want to live, ideally?

I'd honestly stay here. I love Massachusetts despite all its faults because of all its neat shit.

8. How old are you?

They already asked that! Don't make me admit I'm old again!

9. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Go to the store and buy a package. Seriously, there's tons.

10. Favorite mode of transportation?

Car. I like being in control, so I enjoy driving myself.

11. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What? An African swallow or a European swallow?

MY 11 QUESTIONS

1) Why are you on Tumblr?

2) What is your dream job?

3) Which would you choose: unlimited money or unlimited food?

4) If you could marry any fictional character, who would it be?

5) Have you played Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds yet? I heard that thing is the shit.

6) If you could have an accent other than the one you currently speak with, which one would it be?

7) Right Twix or Left Twix?

8) Are you a sports fan? Which sport(s) and team(s)?

9) What is your favorite holiday movie?

10) Do you have any piercings and/or tattoos?

11) Did you or do you own a GameCube?

[mysterytrain1989]

captaincoolasfuck replied to your post: no

too many tags. required too much scrolling.

im so sorry just writing bible's over here no biggie