Jun 21, 2016
@captain-deadpccl
Were you seriously thinking of calling yourself that?
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@captain-deadpccl
Were you seriously thinking of calling yourself that?
DO OUR CRACK SHIP
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Send me a ship and I’ll answer:
Who wakes up first?
Noodle
We’ve already proven that Wade sleeps until an absurd time.
Who is grumpiest in the morning?
Both
Who cooks breakfast?
Neither
Ellie probably shares whatever Colossus gives her with Wade
Who serves the other breakfast in bed?
Uh. Well Noodle isn’t gonna do it and I don’t really see Wade?
Who suggests the skip work and stay home?
Wade
Who falls asleep on top of the other?
Noodle
Wade would squish her if he tried
Who always has to be touching the other?
Wade
Who stays up until 2 reading?
Noodle
Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping?
Both?
Who is most adventurous?
Both
Who is most protective?
Wade?
Who cares too much?
Noodle
She won’t admit it, but she’s terrified of him leaving her
Who is most competitive?
BOTH
Who sings in the shower?
Wade and he’s AWFUL
Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places?
Wade
Rate this ship:
10/10 crackiest ships ever
We once were lovers....
@captain-deadpccl Cleo never thought she would see her first love again. She and Wade were as thick as thieves in college, always attached by the hip as best friends, eating pizza and playing video games together. At their college, the students were all mutants, of every kind. Cleo's mutant power, durability, increased stamina, and can never miss a target. And everyone knew that Wade was immortal and can regenerate his limbs. But they moved on, and lost touch after college, and years passed until Cleo saw the name Ellie Wilson on her list of third grade students, all 8 year old kids and adorable to boot. Until it was the school parent-open night, and in walked Ellie with Wade in tow. "Miss Barton!! Hiii!" Ellie beamed at her teacher with a wave. Cleo bit her lower lip and smiled at Ellie before glancing up to see Wade. "Hi Ellie, this must be your dad." Cleo replied lightly, looking at Wade with surprise.
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WANDA VOLUNTEERS TO PUNCH WADE
@captain-deadpccl We LL THEN. WADE YOU’RE GETTING PUNCHED BY WANDA.
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// Just punch him. Wade deserves it
//Tony will don’t play with him lol.
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She knocked on the door, didn’t wait for a reply, and stepped in. “Training session. Us. Now.” Ellie was bored and he was her best bet of having someone agree.
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“You’re acting like a three-year-old, Ellie.” Wade said through the door. It was kind of ironic, he felt. Here he was, finally joining the school for mutants to only find that the Hero Life™ wasn’t any less stressful.
“You want to be treated like an adult, so come out and fucking act like one.” Was it condescending? Yes. Was it even a lot little mean? Yes. His nearly non-existent filter seemed to completely disappear when he was mad.
She stood and pulled the door open with as much force as she could muster, standing on her toes so that there was less of a height gap. “Yes. You’re the fucking expert on how adults act, aren’t you?” she snarled, feeling tears welling in her eyes. She would not allow herself that, there would be no tears shed over Wade Wilson. Not today or any other day.