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smrfysmrfysmrf said : So I joined the A-Team? Sweet.
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT PUN?
captainheartless said: So how does this apocalypse affect our current models of sexual orientation? What kind of normative relationship structures does the apocalypse enforce? I NEED ANSWERS.
This is not a sentence I ever thought I would type but
If you ever write The Asexual Agenda fights the heteronormative apocalypse fanfic, please link me to it.
adventures-in-asexuality replied to your post “Somehow my lab has managed to lose a four foot steel table. Apparently…”
How do you LOSE a four foot steel table?!
Weeeeeeell. My boss bought it on the internet and told me in passing “It’s been delivered! Move it to where it needs to live permanently now! I think it’s somewhere on our floor.”
I spend about a week and a half investigating various parts of the labyrinthine warren we work in. Packages of all sorts of other things turn up, but no table. So I go to my boss and say “…where EXACTLY was this delivered to?” We don’t find out, but we DO find that someone named “TBISHKP” signed for it.
No one in my lab is named anything resembling TBISHKP. The mail guy for our building also has no idea where this thing went. The mailroom and admin people for the two most likely buildings next door for this thing to be delivered have also never heard of it, and appear to think I am somewhat crazy. So yeaaaaaaaaaah. (This is not the first time this has happened, although never with anything as spectacular as a four-foot table.)
Table is still missing. I have given up until I can make my boss call the nice folks at Amazon and figure out where the UPS guy wound up next week. Bleh.
captainheartless replied to your post “Somehow my lab has managed to lose a four foot steel table. Apparently…”
Sounds like the beginning of an episode of a grad student sticom!
Oh goodness, don’t say that or I’m going to have to huddle in a corner wondering what the punchline is. Like the table will turn up in that shower with the incredibly passive aggressive note about pissing all over everything and then I’ll have to manhandle it to its final home or something. Ngh.
aawwwww cap'n can be the dark deadly depths of the ocean and mat the ocean floor and *_*
SNORTS ok i was just thinking how anth is combeferre and mat is courfeyrac, and was wondering if maybe university!me was enjolras (idk enough of the amis), and started thinking 'who would captain heartless be' and brain went 'GRANTAIRE, OBVS' sarcasm/punsmanship bro ftw?
Kiss -cause YOLO
Send me "Kiss" if you ship my muse with yours
"Hmmm, and how often have you said this to others, I wonder?"
scusi u two can stop
wait. captain-heartless deactivated? ._.
DESCRIBE ALL OF THEM
AHAHAHA ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS.
Okay.
THE PRICK - honorablepirate. He's a prick. That's all you need to know. He's a prick in every dimension, really, he's just the football player who likes to bully people (AKA ARIEL, or Morgan, ESPECIALLY IN THE CIRCUS VERSE). He's actually a princess. He won't tell anyone.
THE DRAMA QUEEN - orpheusofthesea. He's a drama queen, what more can I say? He's an asshole but somehow Morgan's okay with that, except that each time she watches an episode of Hannibal she gets the insane urge to try dr. Lecter's teachings on him. TRY AND BLAME HER.
THE NEMESIS - captain-heartless. This is where it gets angsty because I can't even make jokes about them, it JUST HURTS SO MUCH. And they hate each other so much but they used to love each other so much AND WHY DOES THE WORLD HURT SO MUCH.
