Pirate Fact #77: Pirates are wild beings and need to be treated as so with caution and understanding. The pirate captured in this photograph is pissed. You can tell he is pissed because he just saw the Red Wedding and is furious as heck.
TIP: If you run into a pirate in the wild STAY CALM. Although they are known to have made many people’s outsides become their insides and their insides become their outsides unprovoked, they can be evaded by rapidly throwing fistfuls of change at them. This confuses them as our modern coins resemble treasure to an unknowing seadog. This distraction should provide you with a short window of time to escape as they drunkenly scour the sand for coins.
PRO TIP: Use nickels if you have them as they are less valuable and heavier than most coins.