THINGS ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID AS DREAM SMP:
eret: when people are straight its annoying
tubbo: what if i covered myself head to toe in mayonnaise
niki: does the flower emoji mean your horny
sapnap: did you know you can fit two raccoons up your asshole?
george: hes a bitch baby and i stan by that
karl: im hay, i meant gay, but that works too
dream: you might have jesus but i have vehicular manslaughter
quackity: break my back not my heart
tommy: well who made you fucking god
ranboo: liar liar pants on fire, more like explode your shit
wilbur: a rip a rap aaron burr is a wack
jschlatt: are we making mr krabbs a dilf with megga mommy milkers
puffy: anyone else like being annoyingly sarcastic for fun?
minx: its upsetting when your hair can twerk better than you
fundy: earlier i was rapping about velociraptors









