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Rina the entire first date: I like women more than men. I find women attractive. I took this job to meet and spend time with attractive women.

Me and Kiryu the exact same moment half way through the second date:

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I like that you can pick up beauty tips that Keira leaves around her home like how to make homemade black eyeliner in a pinch. She fits as the continent's premier DIY beauty blogger.

(My twitch)

I don't like that this does not unlock the ability for Geralt to take his cat eyes to the next level.

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(My twitch)

Letho: *relives his shitty life of constantly having to look over his shoulder after the events of Witcher 2*

Me: I would listen to Letho read the phone book. Does he practice sounding so cool? Does he just talk his way out of the bounties on his head?

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Dandelion: When I'm not traveling with you how do you stay entertained? Geralt: Submerge in large bodies of water, pretend I'm a sea monster and spook fishermen. Dandelion: What? Geralt: What?

(My twitch)

Dandelion: I thought you were going to say you count the days down till our paths cross, dream of me by the campfire, clutch an old tunic of mine as you ride. Geralt: That too. Lot of hours in a day.

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First hours of DBH: Aw look at this quirky little coin flipping blood licking good boy detective. I need to protect him and make sure he's ok.

Last Hours of DBH:

(My twitch)

I think our best boy is doing ok for himself.

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Kamurochō's new earth day campaign is aggressive:

(My twitch)

Recycle or the Mad dog of Shimano will captain planet you all over the pavement.

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Majima smoking exhaustedly next to a burning barrel: I want to stalk you 24/7/365, I swear the passions there, but the ideas just aren't coming like they used to.

Kiryu who has never turned down any job ever: You're not in this alone. I'll see what I can do!

Join me on twitch Wed @ 9 PM EST to see what this braintrust came up with.

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Don't replace Humans in Customer service with AI

(My twitch)

If you're anti humans there's the overlooked option, replace humans with Meep the rat, his resume speaks for itself and you can pay him in cheese and cigarettes.