List of spells I've gathered from various places for Munchkin Wizard
Increase Internal Body Temp By 5 Degrees (Target's internal body temperature is increased by 5 degrees)
$10,000 In Nickels (summoned in a neatly stacked condensed pile wherever directed and disappear shortly after, but it is calculated to be 2,200lbs in weight)
Float 2 Inches (Target begins floating 2 inches off the ground)
Sudden Wedgie (Target's underwear are suddenly pulled up aggresively, does not work if target is wearing boxers or is "commando"
Fireball (Sometimes referred to as Spontaneous Combustion, sometimes Penis Blast)
Concealed Carry (Target has a gun suddenly appear on their person in a hidden-from-outside-view spot)
Chunky Head Salsa (Target's brain is lidquidated and skull crushed into pieces)
Sudden Left Handedness (Target's dominant hand is now their left hand)
Magic Missile
Summon Water (often targeted towards a target's lungs)
Command Skeleton (Target must be a skeleton, spell animates a skeleton, the commanded can be commanded to anything. If cast on a living person, their bones will work against them.)