My job is never boring. I drive a school bus.
When I went to start the bus, I was greeted with the wonderful realization that a raccoon, using it’s little fucking toe-fingers, opened my door and went through my trashcan… and apparently found a leftover grilled cheese (I have never eaten a grilled cheese on the bus, brah.)
Then while collecting the kiddos, a call was made by dispatch to not route a certain way due to a corpse being in the middle of the street.
And finally, while I was waiting on a kid, I had my red STOP sign out, a vehicle attempted to fly past (not paying attention???) and smashed the front end of their car into another vehicle that was patiently waiting.
This was all during the morning shift. I have another shift.
I love my job.