#car quest

[onlyhappyvibes]

Parts run on my way home from the gym

[stareyedesper]

"Ligma jokes aaaare almost always bad. It's kind of an art form in my opinion. There are a lot of ligma jokes people do where they 'get' someone, but that's not getting someone. Getting someone is: Having a conversation with Mark about Good Time Dragon for three hours and pretending it's a videogame until someone bites, and asks 'what's Good Time Dragon?'. That is a FUCKING awesome joke. Yo- you- you can't BELIEVE- If that happens to you- like- 'ALL i did was try and be interested in what my friends were talking about and i got- i got BUTTFUCKED for it.' That is the only good- like- like- people will- people will [indecipherable] easy wins, but there is no good win unless you fucking earn it. [...] I had a ligma joke in the works. It was extremely meta. I didn't wanna tell you guys because [pause] Vesting Barbecue was my [pause] he was basically The Victim. I've been working on it for a really long time, but i give up now. I can see that Vesting Barbecue has been gotten by me so many times [pause] that i'll PROBABLY never get him again. He doesn't engage anymore. It's like- it's like practicing a really good game. And you learn everything NOT to do as you gain more and more experience. that's what makes you a pro. I have turned Vesting into a pro. He will never be tricked AGAIN, unless you have a loooooot of context where like [pause] You're a new frieeend, you're nothing but nice to them like, that's- that's the only way you get 'em. Like, the days of me getting Vesting with ligma joke are long fucking gone. There's nothing i can do, it'll never happen again. But i WILL explain to you the joke concept because it's FUCKING [pause] genius. And you guys are gonna hear it and be like 'HOLY SHIT i can't believe no one's ever thought of this'. You have to be in a voice call with multiple people, someone has to say something [pause] that is unusual word, you have to pretend laugh you have to go 'AHAHAHA', and then you have to be like 'Vesting you ever hear that ligma joke?', and he's supposed to go 'Which one?'. He says 'Which one?', you're fucking IN. Because your answer is 'LIGMA BALLS!'. And you bring it all the way back to the very basic form [pause] of ligma. But- it's so meta, it's so fucking great. I wa- i- i've been trying to get Vesting with it for like, a month. I have been able to get, like, FIVE other people. FIVE OTHER PEOPLE in the span of me trying to get Vesting, have asked me 'Which one?', and i DIDN'T TAKE IT, because they were not the intended target. THAT is how you have a good ligma joke. THAT is how you actually are satisfied with the result of the fucking words you say. There's nothing funny about [pause] getting someone with a Joe Mama. That's not funny. There's nothing good- there's no poise. You gotta earn it if you wanna feel good about 'em, in my opinion." -Simpleflips on ligma jokes

[homoeroticsubtextinspace]

Car quest has come to an END i have found a vehicle i can live in this summer and drive comfortably:) also not too expensive:)

[homoeroticsubtextinspace]

U ask for advice to men while explaining your specific choices and the reasons for these choice and they will answer "have you considered not respecting a single one of these choices tho?"

[homoeroticsubtextinspace]

Finding a used car for sale is SO MUCH WORK uuuuugh i hate this so muuuuch

Why can't cars just work and be cheap and have NO OPTIONS AND NO ELECTRONICS.

[ezonecom]

🌟Bonza Perk: Car Quest - Original Soundtrack - Ambient Music 08

An exclusive Car Quest ambient music track for our Patreon members.

“Well, it’s the first of April, and I’m not fooling when I say —  it’s time again for another Car Quest ambient music track! That’s right, we’ve got a new auditory treat for you today — the eighth soothing track from the Car Quest OST, titled… DISTANT CITY. So, relax and enjoy with headphones.”

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[portalkr]

[indiehangover]

Review: Car Quest

#indiegame Review: Car Quest from #indiedev @ezonecom, a driving platforming puzzle game where you rebuild the world of Blocktaria one artifact at a time.

For me, racing games are like pop songs: yeah they can be fun once in a while, but I’m super picky and almost always regret giving them a chance. But then, Car Quest isn’t a racing game. Car Questis a game where you’re a sentient car working to restore Blocktaria to its former glory. How does a car save a world, you ask? By driving around and finding over 100 artifacts to unlock new areas and…

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