#caracosta

[thatsamolez]

The Tapus and their Kahunas

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Partner: Pops, before you say no-

Caracosta: No.

Partner: But I haven't even told you yet!

Caracosta: I'm sticking with no.

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Partner: What should I do?

Caracosta: Oh, this is the part where I give you advice and you pretend to listen to it. I like this part.

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Nuzleaf: *points to Partner* What the hell is that?

Caracosta: It is a baby we found in the dumpster.

Nuzleaf: Well put it back. It doesn’t belong to you.

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Caracosta: -to the hero- Would you like to stay for dinner?

Partner: -also to the hero- Would you like to stay forever?

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[on the phone]

Caracosta: Hello?

Partner: It's your son.

Caracosta: What did he do this time?

Partner: No, it's me, your son. It's actually me.

Caracosta: What did you do this time?

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Caracosta: Why is there peanut butter in the silverware drawer?

Partner: You mean, why is there silverware in the peanut butter drawer?

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Partner: This is daddy!

Caracosta: Great now I have to kinkshame a child.