#carcrash429

[phantomrose96]

do you have a favorite recipe for said beer battered tofu? because that sounds perfect for my partner who cannot eat cooked fish but would otherwise love the friedness of it

This is the recipe I used for it! Only one of its kind I've tried, but I really liked how it came out (except for the me spilling beer everywhere part)

Vegan Fish Tacos (with Tofu) - Eat Figs, Not Pigs

Crispy beer-battered vegan fish tacos with seaweed-wrapped tofu, chipotle sauce, and fresh pico. A plant-based Baja classic ready in 30 mins

[cakeisnotpie]

It’s gorgeous, @carcrash429 ! I love it.

I really needed this pick me up today. Came home to find this beautiful bound version of “The Hills are Alive” in my mailbox. Wonderful work. I feel like a published author. Thank you so much

[belovedstill]

I am almost (😉) afraid to ask, but 'almost on time (a promise almost kept)' 👀 ??

Sometimes 'almost' is enough 😌 This one is a Yue Qingyuan-focused piece. It's a rough draft that I really hope to make nicer and polish up enough to post!

Fandom context, since we don't have that one in common <3 In the novel (Scum Villain's Self-Saving System), Yue Qingyuan (by the name of Yue Qi) and Shen Jiu used to be street children and they got separated when Shen Jiu was bought as a slave by a young master who was both rich and sadistic. Yue Qi left the town with a promise to Shen Jiu to find a cultivation sect to train and get stronger at, and then come back to get him out of that place. Unfortunately, due to plot happening, he comes back way too late when the master's manor is burnt to the ground (Shen Jiu killed the master and many men serving there, set fire to the manor, and ran away). It's implied that Yue Qi believed Shen Jiu died in that event.

This WIP is inspired by this tumblr post by @happypeachsludgeflower (which imagines that Yue Qi comes back to the manor much earlier—but that he's still late by mere hours - he comes back almost in time to make true on his promise).

In this snippet, Yue Qi has just run into what's left of the building in hope that he can still save his friend.

cw for death and mention of burnt corpses below the cut

Thank you for playing <333

send me a wip title and i'll reply with a snippet

In front of him, there lies a burnt body, stretched in a way that looks like somebody—a man—tried to reach for the way out when he could not move any longer. Yue Qi's heart freezes in his chest and his eyes refuse to look away. Is it—? Xiao Jiu is slender, he thinks immediately, and looks down along the body’s shape. It's long. The person must have been tall. It must have been a body of a grown man, tall, taller than Yue Qi himself. It couldn’t be Shen Jiu. He can breathe again. His chest is flooded with relief and gratitude. Thank you, he whispers in his heart, tears streaming down his face, tears of relief. Thank you, please, please let him be alive. He gets up on shaky legs and looks away from the body. It’s not Xiao Jiu. Xiao Jiu is shorter. Xiao Jiu’s legs are not that long. Xiao Jiu’s head isn’t as round. Xiao Jiu's features are— (His features could have been burnt off.) No, he immediately steels his mind and pushes forward.

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 4 minutes, 42 seconds

Original Work: Night Shift by @carcrash429

DC/Marvel: Harley/Ivy/Natasha | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

Lots of interesting conversations take place in diners late at night. Especially in Gotham...

Notes: recorded for Femslash February & to fill the "all night diner" square of my @dc-marvel-crossovers bingo card!

[mthofferings2024]

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[theliteraryluggage]

for the writer ask game!

20- What’s the story behind your pen name?

Thanks!

I'mma take pen name as refering to my AO3 name, since I use different names for different purposes online. So that would be aceofjapan! I came up with that name when I first made my AO3 account in 2019, which I did with the express purpose of posting Yuri on Ice fanfic, so I wanted a name referencing that. And my name is Ace! And in YOI, Yuuri is refered to as "Japan's Ace". I did not realise at the time there was already a japansace active in the fandom whoop I'm not sure why I decided to switch it around, perhaps because I wanted more focus on my actual name

While we're at it might as well take a look at my artist name, nihidea, originally Nihidealist before I shortened it. It was a concept I came up with for my original novel series that I worked on from 2010-2018, meant to be a mixture of nihilist and idealist. Never finished the novels, alas, but I'm still attached to the term.

[midnightwinterhawk]

for the trope rating game, werecreature AU and/or parallel universe?

OMG FOR REALS WITH THESE TROPES?? My favorites!

(And like, I know creature au falls under the broad umbrella of parallel universe but I still think they're two different preferences.)

Werecreature AU:

Rating: A (love it. spend my time combing AO3 for it)

Do you know how many werecreature!Stiles fics I've devoured?? Do you understand my need to have Clint occasionally turn into something furry or feathered?

Seriously, I'm a feral little gremlin for that shit.

Parallel universe:

Rating: A/B/C (love it/like it/neutral)

Depends on the fandom:

Teen wolf- Give me every AU under the sun and I will read it. I almost prefer them, actually.

Marvel and DC- kind of picky about AUs but still open to a lot.

DnD and Dune- I want canon/canon adjacent. I want my guys to be put in situations but let's not get crazy.

Fanfic Tropes ask

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

"I don’t even like statistics I just thought this was funny"

I fucking love this website lmao

😁👍