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JBB: An Artblog!

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Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost

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It's finally finished! by ChaoticSquirrel on reddit.
We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?
I just like being in the shower
Trying to warm my body
Distracted by thoughts
Jerking off
Distracted by devices or music
I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)
I have difficulty cleaning myself
It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower
Other
My showers are less than 15 minutes
We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?
I just like being in the shower
Trying to warm my body
Distracted by thoughts
Jerking off
Distracted by devices or music
I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)
I have difficulty cleaning myself
It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower
Other
My showers are less than 15 minutes
Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes.
who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"
*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman
What is the opposite of dracula music?
I was going to say "hippie music", but I found the complete image.
[Image ID: Tweet from David Johnston (@/ dl_johnston) reading: Welp! *slaps knees while getting out of bed* The fresh horrors aren't going to face themselves /End ID]
god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?
NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!
"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected
from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there
Which version of Fullmetal Alchemist did you prefer?
‘03 original
Brotherhood
Where did your first name come from?
I was named after one of my parents
I was named after a dead relative or family friend
I was named after a living relative or family friend
I was named after a religious figure
I was named after a historical figure
I was named after a fictional character
I was named after a place
My parents just chose a name they liked
Other
Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.
And if I wasn’t careful, I could become a thing again.
𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟼, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹
[July 6. Monday. Began a little. Am a little sleepy. Also lost among these strange people. END ID]
"Stories are supposed to lift people up!"
Untitled, Eat, Shit & Die comic #233 by bpatrick, 2014-03-09.
I am very much in love with this comic, not having found it here I decided to carefully cut it apart and format it in a way tumblr does not compress it to hell and back. It touched me back in 2014, and I hope it will touch some of you, too.
babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times
wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...
idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them