“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document

Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@theliteraryluggage
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
sources: unknown // unknown // maplepecanpastry on tumblr // ashmanathletics on tiktok // i saw the tv glow (2024) // pray for me by kendrick lamar // unknown // what are you waiting for? by derald cannon jr. // unknown // unknown // drunk drivers/killer whales by car seat headrest // polekingrasputin on instagram
on waiting / on saving yourself
@hopepunk-humanity
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
by Aliriza CAKIR
"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED
okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL
Lost metal alchemist
The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.
It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.
I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE by Michael Gray Bulla
We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.
This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.
These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.
These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.
Oh God, I’m so tired. 6 July, 1927 The Letters of Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf (1924-1941)
It's finally finished! by ChaoticSquirrel on reddit.
We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?
I just like being in the shower
Trying to warm my body
Distracted by thoughts
Jerking off
Distracted by devices or music
I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)
I have difficulty cleaning myself
It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower
Other
My showers are less than 15 minutes
We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?
I just like being in the shower
Trying to warm my body
Distracted by thoughts
Jerking off
Distracted by devices or music
I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)
I have difficulty cleaning myself
It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower
Other
My showers are less than 15 minutes
Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes.
who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs