the paper-hearted ghost

my name's ace, i'm not | they/them | 30+ | comic and ink artist | writer | general mess This is my main/writing/fandom blog! You'll find lots of writing thoughts and posts here, the obsession currently on the menu is Fullmetal Alchemist. I follow from nihidea-art. about me. AO3 ART BLOG ETSY Buy me a coffee? ❤

[suonko]

by Aliriza CAKIR

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[katebeckets]

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

[fanartbympka]

Lost metal alchemist

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[havingapoemwithyou]

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE by Michael Gray Bulla

[vendal-construct]

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

[vendal-construct]

This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.

These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.

These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.

[shisasan]

Oh God, I’m so tired. 6 July, 1927 The Letters of Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf (1924-1941)

[embroiderycrafts]

It's finally finished! by ChaoticSquirrel on reddit.

[apolladay]

We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?

I just like being in the shower

Trying to warm my body

Distracted by thoughts

Jerking off

Distracted by devices or music

I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)

I have difficulty cleaning myself

It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower

Other

My showers are less than 15 minutes

We've previously investigated what is taking you so long in the bathroom. So what is taking you so long in the shower (more than 15 minutes avg)?

I just like being in the shower

Trying to warm my body

Distracted by thoughts

Jerking off

Distracted by devices or music

I have a long routine whenever I shower (multiple bath products, shaving, etc)

I have difficulty cleaning myself

It takes me a long time to get in the shower, not the actual shower

Other

My showers are less than 15 minutes

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[viralfrog]

[stjohnstarling]

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[accountestmouse-182]

[venerable-thief]

What is the opposite of dracula music?

[punishedsaints]

I was going to say "hippie music", but I found the complete image.

[memewhore]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from David Johnston (@/ dl_johnston) reading: Welp! *slaps knees while getting out of bed* The fresh horrors aren't going to face themselves /End ID]

[astronomical-bagel]

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

[astronomical-bagel]

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

[lighthouse-wizard]

"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there