A magic the gathering red scarecrow creature card that is an artifact with defender. With at the beginning of your turn if there is a bird on the battlefield it loses defender, and must attack each turn if able. When it does, it gains first strike, and doubles its strength until end of turn.
It's a 3/2 for 2 and a red.
The scarecrow loses it, and does whatever it takes to kill the birds! Perhaps at the end of your turn all birds get dealt 2 damage? Would that make it fair?











