What's your alternative careers for Brittana? Or well, your prefered career because they got nothing in the future.
Personally, I really like the idea of either writer!Santana or a standup comedian in Bo Burnham-Rachel Bloom style. If Trouty Mouth was produced in an afternoon, imagine what could she with much more time and resources. Though it might be best for her to wait a few years, mature a bit, become more introspective, and stop being a racist ass.
For Brittany, I once saw someone mention her being a kindergarden teacher and I ram with it. Like damn, it works so wonderfully that I might prefer it to her being a dancer.
I'm gonna disagree and say different things but I still appreciate this Brittana ask, just to clarify lol.
I think Santana could pull off a Rachel Bloom in that she writes hilarious music and maybe performs it but I don't really see her doing much comedy, and deffo not in a standup way. I don't think it fits her style of comedy and though I do think she could have been a pretty great writer, I think that could only be something she does in a more lowkey way. Like, maybe a hobby no one really knows about or she doesn't ask credit for when she does do it for money because writing exposes her soul in a more vulnerable way than she's willing to subject herself to. That said I do think she performs, mostly sings every now and then, on her own terms, and maybe a bit of comedy slips into that. But yeah I think the Bo Burnham/Rachel Bloom style production is not something she'd do.
I've said it before and I maintain that PR was a good pick for her. I'm running with the headcanon that she got into it for real after 5x19 and when she went back to college did something with that. She has the perfect skillset and it allows her both freedom and money, and then she can do whatever performing she wants to on her own terms. The more I think about it the more happy I am that Chris Colfer presented it as an option, it really is such a good pick for her. PR!Santana truther over here.
For Brittany, heaven knows I love that girl so I say this with respect but she should not be in charge of children lol. I see Brittany as someone who stumbles into fame and keeps making just the right decisions to have a successful career. Sometimes by accident, often by thinking outside the box and being ahead of the curve. I think she dances, sure, but like Santana much on her own terms because she's primarily a blogger/influencer/whatever we wanna call it. Fondue for Two already sees success in the show's timeline and Brittany is shown time and again to be someone people are drawn to in that sense. She's entertaining and people wanna know more, see more of her. SO she does Fondue for Two, other online things, maybe a bit of TV, vlogs her travels and her life with her wife and does pretty well for herself.
Basically, Brittana both find what they're good at and the arts remain important in their lives but they #girlboss really well and live veeery comfortable lives - life, joint - in New York.
